1. You're so short you'd have to borrow a ladder
to kick a gnat on the ankle.
2. You're so thin you'd have to stand twice just
to make a shadow.
3. You're so thin if you closed one eye you'd
look like a needle.
4. You're stingy enough to skin a flea for his
hide and tallow.
5. You're considerable whiffy on the Lee side.
6. He had a yellow streak so wide that it
lapped plumb round to his brisket bone.
7. You're so dumb that you're brain cavity
wouldn't make a drinking cup for a
canary bird.
8. He's so narrow between the eyes he could
look through a keyhole with both eyes
at once.
9. He's so weak he can't even lick his lower lip.
10. She looks like she's been rode hard and put up
wet.
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