Disclaimer: I learned much of this critical TomKat info on CNN.com – much like today's wedding announcement, wedged in between "Iraq suicide bomber tricks day laborers, kills 17" and "Bush welcomes Russia into WTO".
TomKat is married! Or is that TomKat ARE married?
Quick Poll #1
TomKat is:
A. A singular Noun
B. A Plural Noun
C. An Acronym:
T - Take
O - Our
M - Minds
K - Kill
A - All
T - Thinking
Newsfalse - Opps – slipped, I meant Newsflash: The American "Drugs for Postpartum Depression" Poster Child (not that there is anything wrong with THAT!) Brooke Shields was an invited guest at the premier TomKat event held this weekend in Italy! It is reported that she and Katie are now very close friends! Oh we love the Hollywood irony of it all.
Quick Poll #2
Brooke Shields is:
- A very forgiving sweet wonderful person
- Wanting a free ride to bask in a beautiful Italian Castle
- Paid to be Katie's Friend – as she was in those Calvin Klein Jeans
Flashback: Remember the Tom jumping on Oprah's couch event and his insane rant against psychiatry and Brooke on the Today show?
Explanation: Tom soon after fired his publicist – oh did I mention his publicist was his sister Lee Anne? THAT EXPLAINS IT! She was not quite able to hold her Bro's Scientologist demons down, obviously. He hired his Sistah after a fallout with his longtime former (and qualified) publicist Pat Kingley. He has a new Publicist! Need I say more?
Oh what fun it is to watch: the web weaving of TomKat's career !!
Quick Poll #3
A. TomKats sister was most likely not invited to Italy this weekend
B. Keith Urban should borrow TomKats new Publicist
C. Paramount should apologize and re-contract with TomKat
Viva Mission Impossible! My biggest question: Was Matt Lauer invited to the wedding?
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