If anyone reads this and would consider sending me a Connection Request, or if you've ever thought about it or thought better of it, or even if the idea has never occurred to you 'ere this, please send the Invitation on along.
Because with three more Connections I can join, figuratively and literally speaking, the Two-Hundred Club. As it stands now I'm stuck at one-ninety-seven...admittedly an odd and somewhat underachieving number, if I say so myself...not quite up to snuff, is it?
To your right, you see a drawing of friendly greetings from me to you, my prospective Connections, welcoming you with a handwave of hello.
Now you know that I treasure each of the 197s and promise to treasure them onward--yet I am impelled to reach my goal of two hundred, which is such a nice, round, kind of fat number, don't you agree?
Why, two hundred virtually squiggles and shimmers with sass and verve! If it were Jello, it'd be Tropical Royal Ambrosia Delight with Sprinkles and Oreos and with all the calories squooshed out!
So click on my name, such as it is, and send me a Connection Request on Mercury's Wings, if you please!
Wing'ed Helmet optional.
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Mention this article for...well, nothing special, just mention it, ok?
I'll be waiting...(toe-tapping possible.)