"Kick the can"... of people who put "articles" like this here. However, I'll give you one munch for Excellent Capitalization and separation of the three sentences.
Kathy, how nice of you to provide a forum for my addled brain today. I spent the morning with a three-year-old. We played Candyland. We spoke in short sentences. I hadn't quite reverted to adulthood, but came in anyway, and here I find something that doesn't require me to think. You saved the day!
Amanda... I believe you are referring to Bald R. Dash, a very suave gent who runs marathons and is a member of the Hair Club for Men. He was in my Games 101 class at The Institute. I'll tell him you mentioned his name next time we meet. He'll be thrilled.
I can type naked. N-A-K-E-D. See? But I'm allergic to cheetos. Does this mean I can't play? If you don't let me into your group, I'll tell MaryAnne on you. You'll be sorry, you'll see. Neener neener nyah nyah (chanted across the playground in the true spirit of this article).
Oh yeah? Sez who? It's only the tattlEES who don't like it... The tattlERS get all goosebumpy and giggly when we snitch. That PROVES it's a fun game! So there!
Sandy & Ruth, there was a game show called Tattletales, I don't recall the rules right now. I think my next article might be GAME: NAME A GAME SHOW GAME.
What?! You're going to BENCH me? With that damp towel? This game is CRUEL! I'm going to report you to the recess monitor. SSSAAAAANNNNNDYYYY! Kathy isn't playing nice!
Due to the lack of funding, we only have room for a few players at a time and therefore must take turns. As one of the more active members of the team, I was only trying to give you a rest break, but nevermind that now. I officially call HALFTIME BREAK.
That would be me on Webbie's psychopants thread... as far as I know, I'm still waiting for someone to help me up off the floor where I lay lamed, maimed and gamey as hell.
Jacks. (That's underage Johns for all you pointwhores). You can get to threesies, but anything over that is considered an orgy and does not conform to the guidelines of the game. Daisychain, on the other hand....
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Comments: 73
Not sure what Whirly Ball is.
Balderdash
Kathy, how nice of you to provide a forum for my addled brain today. I spent the morning with a three-year-old. We played Candyland. We spoke in short sentences. I hadn't quite reverted to adulthood, but came in anyway, and here I find something that doesn't require me to think. You saved the day!
Chess
Dominoes
BackgammonCheckers
Bingo
GoNaval Command®
Dots
Chinese Checkers
Pool
Cake Mania
MCF: Prime Suspects
Diner Dash 2
Luxor 2
Cute Knight
Delicious
Kudos
Virtual Villagers
Dominoes
I refuse to be gamey.
Time Heals, please fix the link so I can join that group! I knew there were others like me out there.
I must say you have a unique spelling of your first name. The only way I have ever seen it spelled before was T-I-M-M-Y.
Can I stop soon, please? This is exhausting.
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Always remember, my towel is damp.
Watch out for that towel. It always wants a light.
ATTENTION PEOPLE -- you do not have to name the games backwards!
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