by Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig
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August 20, 2006

Brilliant Come-back line of the day provided by Johnny 5000

November 14, 2006 10:11 PM EST
views: 110 | rating: 10/10 (7 votes) | comments: 27
In the comment section of a nutjob article, Clay asked this of the writer:
What in the blue f@ck is a "decocret"?
Followed rapidly by the wit of the much-missed Johnny:
It's a trapezoidal shape viewable only by dedicated homophobes.
 
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Comments: 27

Barbara F. Nov 14, 2006, 10:40pm EST
decocret.........LOL
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 10:44pm EST
And Lesbains. The lesbain agenda is ruining the US! Run for your liiiiife!
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 10:48pm EST
Awww I knew I was forgetting something.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 14, 2006, 10:50pm EST
Nobody comments like Johnny.
~~:<~Ste. Joan & Special Sauce~~:<~ Nov 14, 2006, 10:54pm EST
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

I am a newcomer to Johnnyisms.
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 10:54pm EST
The man is flat genius.
Robin"Buffy's Stunt Double" D. Nov 14, 2006, 10:54pm EST
Nice one!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 14, 2006, 10:55pm EST
Is flat genius anything like having a six pack?
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 10:56pm EST
He is a sight to behold. This was mild, comparatively. The man is a force to be rekoned with. Watching dumb asses wither before him is one of my fave pastimes.

I bet he has a hella six-pack too.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 14, 2006, 10:57pm EST
Johnny at his best But come back here to praise him, so I won't be totally hijacking Lori's thread.
☀ Aunt Shanny Nov 14, 2006, 10:58pm EST
Good call, it was priceless!
Daniel Pellerin Nov 14, 2006, 10:59pm EST
Homophobes= fear of the same?
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 11:01pm EST
That was, indeed, Splendiferous. I wonder if he'd let me steal it?
Webbie Fades to Black Nov 14, 2006, 11:26pm EST
Oh. My. Gawd.

I've been studying up on Master Johnny because I find many of his biting witticisms to be butt quiveringly, jaw droppingly, head shakingly, hysterically hilarious.

This one, in particular made me stop and think. "Where in the HELL does he come UP with this stuff?"

My hat is off to the Master. I only wish my brain worked that fast and that creatively!
Dannielle S. Nov 14, 2006, 11:31pm EST
Lori, thanks for putting this where more folks could admire the wordslinger in action! I, too, miss Johnny's acidic wit. Maybe someone should create some sort of tribute, like a "Greatest Wits" compilation.
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 14, 2006, 11:36pm EST
Johnny would require an entire book by his lonesome.
Tanja Edwards Nov 15, 2006, 12:04am EST
Cute!
Madame Donna C. Nov 15, 2006, 12:13am EST
Sigh, I miss Johnny...
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 15, 2006, 12:35am EST
(don't tell anyone, but I have that book. I would hate to look like an obsessive old fool)
Carolyn K. Nov 15, 2006, 7:08am EST
Oy vey - that guy scares me...
♯ ♪ Nov 15, 2006, 9:12am EST
That was a pretty cool line.
Nancy S. Nov 15, 2006, 3:23pm EST
Actually, there are a number of clever commenters on that thread.
By Lesbains, does he mean lesbians or Lebanese?
La Lady Lisa Westerfield Nov 15, 2006, 3:33pm EST
Bob gives a bad name to Arkansas. Great Johnny 5000 comment.
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 15, 2006, 4:12pm EST
I swear. That comment thread should go down in the annals of... something. HA!
Nancy S. Nov 15, 2006, 4:25pm EST
... the annals of idiocy? .... the annals of terrible grammar? .... the annals of misspelling?
Sonia M. Nov 15, 2006, 4:48pm EST
Nancy....all of the above will fit nicely
Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig Nov 16, 2006, 12:07am EST
I aim to please

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