The Queen's English is evolving with the times. Purists may frown at this desecration of the language of Shakespeare, but hey! It's a hip hop rapping new world out there. Some of the words that could soon be in the new edition of the official Collins' English Dictionary are:
Assmosis:
The process of gaining promotion through brown-nosing the boss.
Cellibate:
One who abstains from having verbal intercourses via cell phones.
Droobs:
For women suffering from sagging breasts.
Gilaffe:
A big laugh, funny.
Hasbian:
A woman who used to be a lesbian.
Idophobia:
Fear of commitment suffered mainly by men.
Mobologue:
A loud speech made by a person into a cell phone, especially in a public and confined space.
Nippilitis:
The affliction of constantly hard nipples suffered by members of both sexes.
Palcoholic:
A very social person who loves to hang around with friends.
Sexcuse:
The love-making a spouse indulges in with his/her better half, partner or anybody, in order to be forgiven. (didn't that used to be called make-up sex?)
Wangster:
A wannabe gangster.
Yummalicious:
Decadently yummy and delicious (food/beverage), and may be meant in a sexual sense about a person.
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the proprietor of a residence bearing the sign:
"Please use rear entrance"