by ☃ Aunt Shanny
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July 26, 2006

*GAME* Dumb Song Lyrics

November 09, 2006 04:17 PM EST
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While driving home today from shopping, I was listening to an alternative rock station and heard a song with some terrible lyrics. I thought it might be fun to see what others come up with for bad lyrics.

A few of mine:


Dr. Dre- 

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin"


Nirvana- 

"Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angels hair and babys breath
Broken hymen of your highness Im left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"


Toby  Keith-

"I looked up, I looked down
I ain't seen her since the second go-'round
Somebody said they seen her headin' out of town
Now she ran away with a rodeo clown
She ran away with a rodeo clown"


REO-

"You should've known by the tone of my voice, maybe
 But you didn't listen
You played dead, but you never bled,
Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissing "
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Comments: 58

Aaron Mercier Nov 9, 2006, 4:21pm EST
The Tea Party:
Upside down, Inside out,
You can't cope,
My Gyroscope
is gonna SHAKE you!
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:29pm EST
Are you kidding me right now????? Lips of an Angel is my favorite song!


pllllbbbtttt!!!!
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:29pm EST
OMG! I love "Lips Of An Angel"
Natalie ! Nov 9, 2006, 4:30pm EST
OMG Devil Woman, I HATE, HATE, HATE that song. I just had to call a bitch that was calling my husband and that song started to play instead of a ring on her cell phone!
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:30pm EST
But you were right about Brittany Spears songs
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:31pm EST
Those lyrics are so great I am going to buy the cd right now!
Natalie ! Nov 9, 2006, 4:32pm EST
Shannon, DON'T DO IT!
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:32pm EST
And what's cool, I-Tunes plays it at least once an hour.

hoo ray!
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:33pm EST
OK, maybe I won't buy the cd. But I DO love that song.
Natalie ! Nov 9, 2006, 4:33pm EST
Excuse me while I go puck up my cheesy gordita crunch
Here's my vote
(Apologies in advance for any song poisoning or earworms)

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:35pm EST
mmmmmm....... cheesy.........
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:37pm EST
Frick: classic cheese-ola lyrics


DeeDub: LOL!!!! Does this mean we can't be friends? I'm sure there's a song with crappy lyrics that would fit this situation.

She done somebody wrong song?
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:38pm EST
No, I'm not joking. Actually, I just had to log onto myspace so I could hear it on Hinder's profile :)
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:39pm EST
yeah Michele! wanna be my new bestest friend?
♯ ♪ Nov 9, 2006, 4:39pm EST
My favorite worst lyrics are the ones to "I am My Own Grandpa". Sheesh, what a stupid song.
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:40pm EST
LOL!! You make me want to find the rest of the lyrics to that song, Joanne.
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:40pm EST
Sure, I'll be your friend, Shannon. Now I'm having a Hinder attack listening to Lips of An Angel over and over and over again!
Off the top of my head:

Our house is a very, very, fine house
With two cats in the yard.....

Or

Honey, I love you and I'm being good
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:41pm EST
Just sent a request to link to you Shannon.
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:43pm EST
BTW. I think that Smack That by Akon is stupid. But, I like the song anyways. And London Bridge by Fergie. But, I like it too. And come to think about it, Bossy by Kelis. But, yet again....I like it too.
I'm My Own Grandpa is one of the high points of twentieth century art song. It also documents marriage customs in some rural areas of the US. How can you beat it?

Is it an art song or an ethnographic study? It's both!
elana p. Nov 9, 2006, 4:44pm EST
That was funny, the comment about dr. dre. whats so funny is that i always sing it and never realized how stupid it looked on paper. lol.
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:45pm EST
"Come on, Michele let's go!" (as I tuck my arm in to Michele's).
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:45pm EST
Our house, in the middle of the street....
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:46pm EST
LOL. Shannon is my bestest bestest friend ever. We are on our way to the Hinder concert now to hear "Lips Of An Angel"!
Don't be dissin' on Spike Jones peoples...(I'm my own grandpa).. he was a musical genius.


Somebody's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door
and let 'em in...

Yeesh.
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:47pm EST
Elana: that line always stood out to me. Love the rest of the song though.
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:49pm EST
Live's "her placenta fell to the floor" is another one I just thought of.
Jiya S. Nov 9, 2006, 4:49pm EST
Rick Springfield's Jesse's Girl:

So I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

(Um, yeah, Rick, now I see why she picked Jesse over you).
Michele Scercy Nov 9, 2006, 4:51pm EST
LOL Jiya! That's too cute.
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 4:56pm EST
But I bet we can all sing along with it, Jiya.
Kristina G. Nov 9, 2006, 5:20pm EST
Stand By Your Man
(Tammy Wynette/Billy Sherrill)

Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand

Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a man
D Q. Nov 9, 2006, 5:22pm EST
"I think this line's mostly filler"
okay.. it's from the 'once more with feeling' episode of Buffy but you can't beat the sentiment!
Xavier Feldercarb Nov 9, 2006, 5:25pm EST
Personally I think ol' Sheb Woolie's got em all beat with his immortal lyrics:

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me
Andy B. Nov 9, 2006, 5:34pm EST
you might be right on that one larry
Andy B. Nov 9, 2006, 5:39pm EST
"And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle"



"And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love"
Kristina G. Nov 9, 2006, 5:48pm EST
Larry, that was my favorite song when I was about two, lol
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 9, 2006, 6:11pm EST
Frick - actually anything by Billy Ray Cyrus should be on this list. And thanks so much, now I have that stupid song in my head. :)
Andy B. Nov 9, 2006, 6:24pm EST
I keep singing flying purple people eater
Ava's Mom (formerly known as Robiyah) Nov 9, 2006, 6:31pm EST
I keep singing "Smack that! Get on the floooo...smack that!"

Thanks Michele!
~~ Sarina ~~ Nov 9, 2006, 8:24pm EST
I can't think of a thing....you guys have me laughing my butt off. Now can we go for a little off the middle?
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 8:34pm EST
Little off the middle?
Matt B. Nov 9, 2006, 9:08pm EST
"Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra"
Robin K. Nov 9, 2006, 10:14pm EST
Right Said Fred
I'm Too Sexy

IS HORRIBLE!!


I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
Compubear .. Nov 9, 2006, 11:15pm EST
Oh Robin, "I'm Too Sexy" is not a great song by any standards, but it is funny and should be the mantra for anyone with low self esteem. One of my favorites in the dumb category would be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 9, 2006, 11:18pm EST
Good one Robin!

"...the wicked witch is dead..."
Michele Scercy Nov 10, 2006, 8:34am EST
Glad to be of service Robiyah. Smack That was going through my head last night even in my dreams!
John S. Nov 10, 2006, 8:52am EST
How about, "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 10, 2006, 9:18am EST
Who sang that one, John?
☃ Aunt Shanny Nov 10, 2006, 9:42am EST
Michele: Guess what song is playing right NOW?????
Michele Scercy Nov 10, 2006, 10:08am EST
Lips of An Angel?
amanda wallin Nov 10, 2006, 10:27am EST
"Although I love the song Maggie Mae, he sings " you laughed at all of my jokes, my love you didn't need to coax".......ARGJ!
Also, I'm a huge Aretha Franklin fan but don't you think its redundant when she says "Take care, TCB"?
Brittany K. Nov 10, 2006, 11:06am EST
The song John is referring to is from the movie Office Space. I think the Ghetto Boys sang it, and no I'm not kidding.

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