by Tamara W.
Member since:
March 19, 2006

BREAKING NEWS (OR AT LEAST FOR CNN)

November 07, 2006 04:32 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 20
Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Comments: 20

~~ Sarina ~~ Nov 7, 2006, 4:34pm UTC
Well that is breaking news. Hold the presses.
Annie B. Nov 7, 2006, 4:35pm UTC
HOLY COW.
Vikki M. Nov 7, 2006, 4:35pm UTC
can't say I'm too shocked about that one!
Tamara W. Nov 7, 2006, 4:36pm UTC
It made the red banner at the top of the site.

This must be a slow day for the press.
Tamara W. Nov 7, 2006, 4:37pm UTC
He's now worth about $50 million and I think he gets compensation from her for each of the kids they had together as well.
Auntie Smedley Nov 7, 2006, 4:37pm UTC
[My world is shattered, shattered I say!!
Tamara W. Nov 7, 2006, 4:37pm UTC
LOL Auntie Smedley!
David D. Gilbaugh Nov 7, 2006, 4:42pm UTC
OMG - What shall the world do know. We better pull out of Iraq for certain now - before it is to late.
Tamara W. Nov 7, 2006, 4:46pm UTC
LOL Douglas you are hilarious!
☃ Shannon K. Wendt Nov 7, 2006, 4:47pm UTC
Well that's a shocker.
Jen Begeal Nov 7, 2006, 4:53pm UTC
WTF is wrong with this country? Britney Spears drops her boy toy and that gets headlining news over Election Day? O.k., I'm officially moving to Canada now...wait, don't they have CNN there too...fuck!
[cut to Frick standing in a rainstorm. He raises his eyes to the heavens and the camera pulls to a long shot as he screams, the words echoing through the canyon]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nanci B Nov 7, 2006, 5:01pm UTC
What took her so long? Now if only KAtie would get out of Tommy's clutches my life would be complete.
Dannielle S. Nov 7, 2006, 5:21pm UTC
Heavens to Murgatroid! That's almost as astonishingly vital as the front page article our paper did on potholes a few years back. Did CNN notice any voting underway today, anywhere?
Bart H. Nov 7, 2006, 9:46pm UTC
they were irreconcilable differences. lord knows, they tried. they tried.
Stacey "Yeah, I Said It" H. Nov 8, 2006, 2:33pm UTC
She's probably IM'ing Justin right now!
Jessica K. Nov 9, 2006, 3:35pm UTC
It was "Breaking News" on FoxNews too. Yes, I have heard it plenty that that is what I get for looking at FoxNews. But still- of all the news in all the world why'd they have to report such borish nonsense. I really feel bad for their children.

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