Gather Gnome Nabbed by Killer Kitty? - Vol.1 #32

This is the continuing adventures of Inkvon the Gather Gnome. 

    "You call this Chinese food?" I yelled at my snaggle-toothed jailer. Where's the chow mein, the kung pao chicken or at least some eggs rolls? I missed my 600 thread count linen, my luxury hotel room but most of all I missed my freedom.
      The Golden Key proved useless as an escape hatch. It did however  launch an express pigeon post to my gnome brother Ingemar. I gnawed on my already raw cuticles. We all know how slow international pigeon posts can be.
      Only one question remained. Who would be faster? Merlin,the Killer Kitty or Ingemar? Suddenly a flock of pigeons and  seagulls circled above me. They swooped down and flapped their wings as is dive bombing someone or something. I craned my neck to see but saw nothing. Their high pitched  squawks unnerved me. I didn't relish the idea of dead gnome on the menu.
      The padlock on the enclosure clicked open. I swung around and stared straight into the Siamese blue eyes of  Merlin AKA the Killer Kitty.
 He hissed a raspy toned, "so, we meet again."

To be continued...