I want to thank the moderator and owner of this group for accepting my humble petition for membership. I hope to become a skilled asskisser, and superlative sycophant. It is indeed an honor to be among so many glad-handers. I know I have much to learn, but look forward to the lessons.
When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
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Cheryl, amazing work. I think this is the best article I have seen ever on Gather. I wish I had ten identities so I could give you 100 stars. The font is perfect. I even like the ad on this page. I am dropping this in my favorites file now, so I can read it again every day.
Thank you for publishing to my new group. I am honored and will feature this article for the next twelve hours.
I am especially appreciative whenever a comment exceeds the word count of my article. I don't think it's ever happened until tonight. Perhaps that is my first test.
If, indeed, there is a cliche limit....let me know.
Let me know if you need blood or money.
Yours in Jesus and Mary, (I'm not mean!) Joan.
PS--I wish we had that little christian fish icon on gather. (;>D)
Blood and money are not nearly as meaningful as encouraging adjectives.
You are all the wind beneath my wings.
Please, dear Ruth, don't misunderstand. The group is named in your honor, because we love you so much. I'm sure when you have had the chance to read these comments again, you will see that they are not lowbrow, unoriginal, or brown-nosing and are everything you would expect them to be.
Now I am going to bed -- without reading a book! When you have scintilating* articles like these on gather, who needs books?
*scin·til·late Pronunciation (sntl-t)
v. scin·til·lat·ed, scin·til·lat·ing, scin·til·lates
v.intr.
1. To throw off sparks; flash.
2. To sparkle or shine. See Synonyms at flash.
3. To be animated and brilliant: dinner conversation that scintillated.
v.tr.
To give off (sparks or flashes).
[Latin scintillre, scintillt-, from scintilla, spark.]
scintil·lant adj.
scintil·lating·ly adv.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2003. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
PS--My friend Debra does this. I really like it when someone looks up words for me so I thought you would appreciate this writing tip. Feel free to steal it lol.
I might start with the PDR soon.
Sweet dreams St. Joan.
*chomp, chomp, chomp*
Mmmmmm, yummy.
What a nice tush! I could do without the talc though.
*sneezes*
Your obedient servant
" Cheryl, it was my pleasure to accept you into this group. I will sit patiently with you to wait for the teacher, as I probably need sychophant and asskissing lessons more than anyone here. I have this strange habit of just blurting out the truth, even if it isn't what anyone wants to hear. But I will learn. Here. let me practice.
Cheryl, amazing work. I think this is the best article I have seen ever on Gather. I wish I had ten identities so I could give you 100 stars. The font is perfect. I even like the ad on this page. I am dropping this in my favorites file now, so I can read it again every day.
Thank you for publishing to my new group. I am honored and will feature this article for the next twelve hours."
from Sandy:
" Cheryl, I would like to compliment you on your astute comments. I agree with everything you have said (so well). I also agree with everything the others have said in their comments. This is such a wonderful place, where people come together to compliment and encourage one another.
Let me know if you need blood or money."
if not, I am doing it anyway because everyone knows what a horrible rant and shithead I am and that besides that I am a bitch, whore (not yet a points whore), blackguard and a few other things besides bloodless and shameless comment thief:
from the greatest Saint ( how come you haven't been kicked off Gather like Delvin for impersonation?)
" Gratuitous ass kissing is so much easier than writing political or religious articles that provoke debate and outright hostility. I'm so glad to be in the company of those with the same beliefs that are right and good and JUST like mine.
Now I am going to bed -- without reading a book! When you have scintilating* articles like these on gather, who needs books?"
I'm merely an apprentice with many lessons to embrace.
It's available at the front desk. Our pleasant hostess, Cheryl, left it in an artfully arranged basket with Avon lipstick samples.
Chapstick is the secret. The learning curve may be steep, but thanks to all who mentor my ambition, worth every stiff smile.
Sorry for the shameless plug....but I like Burt's Bees much better than Chapstick.
Try the Honey BBs..it is an exfoliant as well...and keeps your lips from getting dry.
Dry lips are no good when kissing tushie.
*smooch*
so I think it better to take those russian hormone treatments and get that brstly beard growing for the right kind of lip application. a nice chinburn wold be grand for some soft cheeks
Sandy: I remain your grateful slave.
Joanne: Your enthusiasm is indeed heart warming.