The Hearse Song *old children's rhyme*

Check out this old children's nursery rhyme.
Can you imagine singing your child to sleep with these?! lol =)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

The Hearse Song~

Did you ever see a hearse go by,
And think you could be next to die?
They put you in a little box,
Cover you up with dirt and rocks
They take you to the family plot
And there you stay, to stink and rot
For you they make a flower wreath
And chuck you in a hole so deep

I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…
I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…

But maybe you're not really gone
You can hear the mourning song
You scratch and fight and yell and beg
But they assume you're really dead
They shove you down into the earth
And now your lungs begin to hurt
You yank the rope to ring the bell
You call for god and you curse hell

I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…
I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…

The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
They eat your guts then spit them out
There is a worm that isn't shy
In one in ear and out one eye
And when your bones begin to rot
The worms are there but you are not
Your toes fall off, your teeth decay
A rotten way to end the day

I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…
I-ho
I-ho
Bum bum bum…

[spoken] Oh darn. And me without a spoon…

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Second Version
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The Hearse Song


Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
or you may be the next to die
they wrap you up in a big black sheet
and send you down about 6 feet

all goes well for about a week and the the coffin begins to leak
the worms crawl in
the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout

they eat your eyes
they eat your nose
they eat the jelly from in your toes
a big green worm with rolling eyes
goes in your stomach and out your eyes

your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss comes out like whipping cream
they spread it out on a piece of bread
and thats what you eat when you are dead