I have zombies on the brain. Okay not really as that would be gross. Just got done watching Shawn of the Dead and I am inspired! Let's go kick some zombie ass!
For fun and folly how would you answer the following questions pertaining to zombies?
1. What would be your choice of weapon against a zombie attack and why?
a. Rifle
b. Baseball bat
c. Chainsaw
d. Your bare hands
e. Other (specify)
2. In the movie, Shawn of the Dead, they used old records worthy of trashing, to decapitate the zombies. I think they ultimately picked the Batman soundtrack. If you still had records, which ones would you have used to kill zombies?
3. You are under siege by zombies and you and your friends and family have found shelter with enough food and water to last for a month at least. Other people start showing up, banging on your door to be let in. Do you let anyone else in? Would there be a certain criteria for them to be allowed in?
4. What is your favorite zombie movie?
5. Which dead person would you like to see come back as a zombie?
6. Which live celebrity, politician, musician, or actor/actress most resembles a zombie?
LOOK OUT! Here they come now! Take cover! Remember...go for the head. Unless it is a vampire...then go for the heart.
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Comments: 10
1. Rifle because you don't have to get too close to them.
2. My parents Barbara Striesand and Captain and Tenille albums
3. It depends if they were one of my "Gather Connections" or not ;)
4. Shaun of the Dead
5. No one
6. Rob Zombie followed by Dick Cheney
1. Other; a harmonica and a bottle of scotch
2. Anything by Johnny Cash, or one of those groups from the 50s whose entire lyrical ouvre consists of "oooh wooo ooo oooohh, dum dum dum, bee bopp-a-looooo..." in varying pitch and cadence.
3. If I don't like their face, they've got no place. (I rhymed!)
4. I don't remember what it's called, but it takes place on the North Sea and depicts (quite hilariously, I have to add) Nazi zombies storming the beach in hot-air balloons.
5. Nikola Tesla
6. Danish PM Anders Fogh Rasmussen followed by Norwegian scrubber Søren Rask
2. Burle Ives & Lawrence Welk's greatest Hits..if those didn't kill the zombies they would at least put them to sleep.
3. They would have to bring weapons, food, chicks, and beer. Not necessarily in that order.
4. Tough one...Shawn of The Dead is the funniest and I liked the new Dawn of The Dead too as best.
5. Jebus!
6. Dick Cheney..there's Evil Dead if I ever saw it!
1. My weapon of choice would most certainly be a table saw blade attatched to the end of a broomstick..For examples, please see the hilarious Australian horror film entitled "Undead".. It has zombies, aliens, and a matrix style amish guy..
2. If I could use records to kill zombies I suppose I'd use every gold record that was ever made by the Jackson 5. Not neccessarily because I don't like the Jackson five, I just believe that there records were a bit sturdier for some reason. In otherwords, I've broken records on people before, and for some odd reason the Jackson 5 albums seem built to last..Odd isn't it? Try it for yourself....
3. Ah, the question of saving others.. There's a simple answer for this one indeed. First of all, I'd let everyone in till there was no more room. Second of all, having been prepared for a zombie attack I'd have self starting generators in my house. I'd educate everyone on the proprer way to kill zombies < Via generator, TV, DVD player, and my extensive collection zombie films >. Afterwards I'd kick them all out to go kill zombies. After that I'd let them in if they could show proof of 10 or more dead zombies killed by their hands...Like the old saying goes..If you want to feed someone, teach them to fish =)....
4. My favorite zombie film of all time is most definately "Fido". A heart warming story of a boy and his pet zombie..If you haven't seen it I highly suggest you do.
5. If I could see any dead person return as a zombie it would definately be H.P Lovecraft. If anyone deserves to return from the dead as a zombie it would be him. Besides, the Great Cthulhu would probably join forces with him and take over the world.. < Vote Cthulhu 2008! >
6. The living person I feel most resembles a zombie is indeed Michael Jackson....There's a reason why his nose keeps changing people, it keeps falling off..His paleness is due to the fact he's dead, not a skin disease or bleaching...Also I don't think he touches children so much as inappropriately attempts to eat them...Although I thought that's why he bought the monkey ::shrugs::
For any more information on zombies or what to do when zombies attack, feel free to message me. Also look for some exerts from the novel I'm currently working on. It's a story about two brothers and one of their wives facing down a zombie horde in Dayton, OH...In the meantime, the sunday newspapers need delivering. It's a deliciously grotesque comedy coming soon.....