by Walker Bennett, SF Author
Member since:
April 5, 2006

What to do when Ed McMahon leaves

October 18, 2006 06:57 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 16

Publisher's Clearing House has just left and you're holding a check for $4.8-million (yeah, that's all the government leaves you our of 10-million).  What do you do next?

1) Call your banker in Grand Caiman.

2) Pay off your mortgage and bills

3) Pay forward any support or alimony

4) Skip the country

5) All of the above.

Comments: 16

☃ Shannon K. Wendt Oct 18, 2006, 6:59pm UTC
#5 and then some!
Barbara Nudell Oct 18, 2006, 7:06pm UTC
First, Publishers Clearing House has to ARRIVE . . .
Jenny D. Oct 18, 2006, 7:12pm UTC
6) Call Ripley's Believe It or Not
Walker Bennett, SF Author Oct 18, 2006, 7:12pm UTC
I'm just planning ahead to get ideas :)
Lori Cee Oct 18, 2006, 7:42pm UTC
walker, when you get that check and need a pers assistant, look me up! i do it all! ; )
Leah Christensen Oct 18, 2006, 9:17pm UTC
Hey Lori! I saw him first!!!!
Todd L. Oct 18, 2006, 9:27pm UTC
Hey Lori, Leah, I just won!!!!....LOL...
Lori Cee Oct 18, 2006, 10:31pm UTC
i knew i had to get here before you, leah! lol!!



todd, show me the money! : )
Todd L. Oct 18, 2006, 10:53pm UTC
LOL....Wish I could...Wish I could...
Cassandra M. Oct 19, 2006, 2:25am UTC
Hmmm....go to the bathroom. lol.
Walker Bennett, SF Author Oct 19, 2006, 9:39am UTC
Cassie,

I'd have to change my underwear, too!
Leah Christensen Oct 19, 2006, 10:26am UTC
Glad you won, Todd. Can you please keep Lori distracted for me? LOL
Laura G. Oct 19, 2006, 10:28am UTC
LOL!!! you all crack me up.... I wish you the best Walker!! ~L
Lori Cee Oct 19, 2006, 7:00pm UTC
leah, honey! didnt i mention above that i was multi talented! that distraction would have to be HUGE! lol!
Leah Christensen Oct 19, 2006, 8:19pm UTC
Lori!! First you want my glass box, now you're after someone whom I saw first. LOL *grin* What next? haha

You crack me up!!! ;-)

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