While most reasonable and logical people intuitivly apprehend the innate superiority of pirates over ninjas, others insist that it's all opinion, and that neither side can conclusivly claim to be better then the other. Rubbish! Here be the proof, ye skeptical scalliwags!
Ninja ladies are lithe, petite, and lean of build so that they may better climb and do flips and fly through the air in a sleek and acrobatic manner. You never see a ninja with large breasts, not only because of issues they cause with doing acrobatics in a lithe & sleek manner, but because large breasts attract attention and are very memorable. Ninjas must never attract attention in any way.
Pirate lasses are bold, brazen wenches capable of drinking any man under the table or stopping a mutiny in its tracks with a soft word and a smile. Be her bustline large or small, a pirate lass displays her charms well, knowing that the teasing sight of lady flesh makes men foolish.
Ninja: small breasts only need apply
Pirate: All sizes be welcome, and the more, the merrier!
Since large breasts always win, pirates will always beat ninjas.
A toast to the lasses! Arr!!!!