As promised, herewith an accounting of earnings on Day One of my point whore/call girl campaign:
Outcalls (meaningless comments placed): 62
In-house tricks (comments received): 57
Points accumulated: 117
You do the math. Please. It's way beyond my ability to comprehend.
And so I can post this to Body Parts: *armpit*.
As usual, comments are solicited, gratefully received and reciprocated in kind. Oh, and don't forget the ratings!
Got my running shoes on and am off to scatter comments. Look for me on your neighborhood namespaces.
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Simon or Paula
Strawberry Lane
These Feet Were Made For Walking
I think the armpit thing has been done but it's one of those Jungian themes that warrants constant re-interpretation. I'm waiting with bated breath.
If so, then we should also have legpits and kneepits and elbowpits....
Ok, that's my meaningless contribution for the day.
For Madame Donna... How about hairy armpit??
Freedom of Love
(Translated from the French by Edouard Rodti)
My wife with the hair of a wood fire
With the thoughts of heat lightning
With the waist of an hourglass
With the waist of an otter in the teeth of a tiger
My wife with the lips of a cockade and of a bunch of stars of the last magnitude
With the teeth of tracks of white mice on the white earth
With the tongue of rubbed amber and glass
My wife with the tongue of a stabbed host
With the tongue of a doll that opens and closes its eyes
With the tongue of an unbelievable stone
My wife with the eyelashes of strokes of a child's writing
With brows of the edge of a swallow's nest
My wife with the brow of slates of a hothouse roof
And of steam on the panes
My wife with shoulders of champagne
And of a fountain with dolphin-heads beneath the ice
My wife with wrists of matches
My wife with fingers of luck and ace of hearts
With fingers of mown hay
My wife with armpits of marten and of beechnut
And of Midsummer Night
Of privet and of an angelfish nest
With arms of seafoam and of riverlocks
And of a mingling of the wheat and the mill
My wife with legs of flares
With the movements of clockwork and despair
My wife with calves of eldertree pith
My wife with feet of initials
With feet of rings of keys and Java sparrows drinking
My wife with a neck of unpearled barley
My wife with a throat of the valley of gold
Of a tryst in the very bed of the torrent
With breasts of night
My wife with breasts of a marine molehill
My wife with breasts of the ruby's crucible
With breasts of the rose's spectre beneath the dew
My wife with the belly of an unfolding of the fan of days
With the belly of a gigantic claw
My wife with the back of a bird fleeing vertically
With a back of quicksilver
With a back of light
With a nape of rolled stone and wet chalk
And of the drop of a glass where one has just been drinking
My wife with hips of a skiff
With hips of a chandelier and of arrow-feathers
And of shafts of white peacock plumes
Of an insensible pendulum
My wife with buttocks of sandstone and asbestos
My wife with buttocks of swans' backs
My wife with buttocks of spring
With the sex of an iris
My wife with the sex of a mining-placer and of a platypus
My wife with a sex of seaweed and ancient sweetmeat
My wife with a sex of mirror
My wife with eyes full of tears
With eyes of purple panoply and of a magnetic needle
My wife with savanna eyes
My wife with eyes of water to he drunk in prison
My wife with eyes of wood always under the axe
My wife with eyes of water-level of level of air earth and fire
Andre Breton
And, Bill l. from another group (thank goodness!) is really starting to get under my "thick skin" with his vulgarities, rantings, ravings and threats. His groupies follow suit! He won't like it if he gets my dander up any higher......I thought this was a "friendly ADULT place" but just like the world.....
IT'S a DARN MESS!
Lori, see what I told you? now you got a taste of it...........;-)))
Welome to the negative side of Gather!
there I said it for you.....
Dame is right though, each response give him points! At least that'll make him think twice....maybe.....if he has a brain to think with that is.....about doing this again. He's old too.....can't blame it on his age. Boy is his mouth (fingers) nasty though....good thing it takes a lot more than potty mouths to bother me.....I just laugh and laugh and laugh........at how truly ignorant and abusive some can be.
He's not worth it. And if he keeps it up Gather will be dealing with him cause he's too CRAZY to waste time on.....
Just post freebies or something. Everyone else does.
Or start a "word of the day" campaign, posting your favorite words from the dictionary. Actually, that's a good idea. I should have kept my mouth shut.
"Let me point out that the point of this exercise is that she really does have a point, and pointing this in the right direction earns pints of points infused with enthusiam".
In other words, I'm doing this in mockery of those who write one-word articles, comments and games to garner points. I'm just being "honest" about whoring for them.
I just thought I'd pop by one last time before calling it a day....
hope that the points pile up all night long.....
Just making my rounds......
I see you've been diddlin' around Bill l. and his groupie Felicia again.....lol
Just remember....I've always got your back with that potty mouth!
Now I'm curious if he responded or not....lol