Just checked my point count and discovered I've made it to the big three oh oh oh!! Thank you all for helping support my effort to reach this pinnacle of gathersuccess. I couldn't have done it without you.
Unfortunately, all this activity has worn me out... whoring is truly an exhausting enterprise. I have to go stand up for awhile. But I will be back, granny panties in place and a smile on my face, to start work on my next 3K.
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I've made this a Feature in Unofficial Gatherholics.
Come now, Ruth. The oldest profession has been around for a long time, and there's a reason. What an easy way to make a buck!
Oops! That reminds me of an old Springmaid Sheets ad that was in VERY bad taste. Anybody remember it?
Sandy.. You have every right to 3000 back-pats. I will happily provide a reference anytime you apply for a pimp position.
Jiya...hire Sandy.
Shannon....no whining yet. She's probably too busy thinking up more pointless (pun intended) games.
Tricia, Auntie, Sandra, Donna, thank you. Amanda, a litle talcum powder will help with that chafing problem. Or, take KEO's advice and change your underwear.
Congrats. And my understanding is you don't need to break 3000 again unless you want to. Ben told me that once I hit the mark I could convert from points to dollars at any time.
And I think you should frame your panties.
I will frame them as soon as I get them back. They're being circulated among a certain segment of my fan base at the moment. I'm told they engender good luck. Or something.
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LiberalsSucks/YesMan/ApuA. . . /Flounder
Does he have a new name?
Hey Dame Ruth Dickson, your penis envy is showing again! LOL!