by Marilyn is looking for whatever there is. N.
Member since:
August 11, 2006

I WORK FOR.........

September 24, 2006 05:03 AM EDT
views: 59 | rating: 8.9/10 (7 votes) | comments: 16
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
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Comments: 16

Debbie H. Sep 24, 2006, 9:09am EDT
Funny!
Cheryl W. Sep 24, 2006, 9:32am EDT
LOL...good one!
Fred D. Sep 24, 2006, 10:13am EDT
Funny and true!
Spencer T. Sep 24, 2006, 10:27am EDT
Hee hee
Otis S. Sep 24, 2006, 10:48am EDT
I wouldn't put it past them!
Amy just hangin' out M. Sep 24, 2006, 11:22am EDT
Cute. Thanks for sharing.
Dolphi D. Sep 24, 2006, 11:54am EDT
Experience counts!
Mugg Muggles, "The Man With the Jive" Sep 24, 2006, 4:44pm EDT
How does the IRS guy get money from the fair sex? ;-)
William M. Sep 24, 2006, 4:46pm EDT
I like it. I like it.
Carol Roach Sep 24, 2006, 5:21pm EDT
funny and so very true
Sandra L. Sep 24, 2006, 11:41pm EDT
LOL
Very funny
Cat Givens Sep 25, 2006, 12:30am EDT
of course# he he he
Cindy Kelly Sep 25, 2006, 1:08am EDT
zing!
Robin M. Sep 30, 2006, 9:34am EDT
I did the Heimlich man. on a dog once. He didn't file a tax return though.
Robin, DID you??? LOL!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, for the nice comments ;)

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