Muffin Trouble (Rictameter)

Muffin Trouble

Muffins

Have a habit

Of being on my plate

When I don't want them to be there

Because they are so good and I am not

And the cook has no sympathy

For my sensed addiction

To sniff and eat

Muffins

Comments: 18

William M. Sep 23, 2006, 1:16am EDT

Great Jim.

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Jim Ross Sep 23, 2006, 1:22am EDT

Thank you, William.

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Jim Ross Sep 23, 2006, 2:12am EDT

They were on my mind as I wrote it, Juniper. You have a sixth sense!

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Miz Lynn aka/BooBoo Sep 23, 2006, 2:26am EDT

Dern those muffins!! Pesky little things!! :))

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Jim Ross Sep 23, 2006, 2:28am EDT

A blueberry splat on a Blackberry? Hmm. Sure, that could happen. Sounds too bird-dropped, though, doesn't it.

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Jim Ross Sep 23, 2006, 2:42am EDT

I agree, Lynn. You made me laugh. I picture of you running around with a fly swatter batting muffin-like Tribbles into submission.

"Of course," the conservative said to Juniper, "one MUST be chary of appearances!"

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Carol Roach Sep 23, 2006, 6:05am EDT

you muffin hound you lol

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Christine P. Sep 23, 2006, 8:35am EDT

Had to giggle when I read this. Muffins are your downfall and Schwans Icecream bars are mine. Hee Hee.....

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Virginia M. Sep 23, 2006, 8:49am EDT

MMMMMMMMM Good blueberry muffins! You have made me hungry:)

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Stephen McAllister Sep 23, 2006, 9:57am EDT

I see you suffer from the same addiction I do. Well done Jim.

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Cheryl W. Sep 23, 2006, 10:21am EDT

Good one, Jim. You have me salivating here. Tiime for breakfast!

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Jim Ross Sep 23, 2006, 10:49am EDT

"I think you get the last word, on that one, Juniper," the Conservative conserved and chuckled as he popped the last blueberry in his mouth.

Cain't hep it, Carol. Leastwise I don deny it.

Oh m'god . . . Schwans AND blueberry muffins--I'm doomed, Christine!

Have fun, Virginia. I did! Woo-hoo!

Maybe we should start the BMAA Stephen. Can you imagine THOSE meetings!

Thanks, Cheryl. I didn't realize the level of this pandemic.

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