A buddy of mine told me this as the truth about a friend of his about forty years age. I have heard it since as a joke. I don't know if it ever really happen.
Mart was in a bar relaxing and enjoying a few cold ones. He looked in the bar mirror and saw Johnny come in. Johnny immediately walked up to a young lady and said something. He got a very quick face slap in return.
Johnny just turned around and approached another young lady. He said something again and got slapped again.
When he came to the bar Mart asked him; "What was that all about? I saw everything that happened since you walked in."
Johnny replied; "I just asked the young ladies to go to bed with me."
:"Don't you get slapped a lot?" asked Mart.
"Yes, but you would be suprised how many go to bed with me."
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