17. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
* And the Number #1 country song is.
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women But I Sure Done Woke Up With a Few!
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Comments: 7
But they left out two of my own favorites, "Daddy's Face Down at Christmas Again', and
"The Beers I Had Fer Breakfast Is A Comin' Back Fer Lunch"
How bout this one, "While I was pickin' you, you were pickin your nose"