"Do you feel moody sometimes? Down?" Well, yeah, I'm HUMAN! Come to think of it I must have AADD because I didn't pay attention to your whole commercial and had to use the acronym. Christ! What else is wrong with me? I must have OCD (did it again) because I just did my spring cleaning and I alphabatized/my
spice/rack.. That's three pills I realized I have to take within three minutes!
"Trim spa baby". Wow! Anna Nicole Smith looked like a heinous blow pig before this stuff! Now she looks like the next Marilyn only without the brains. Which? Who? Now I think I'm getting alzheimers on top of being obese next to bikini models. They've done studies on alzheimer disease and have come up with some miraculous medication. From what I can recall, side effects may include: frequent urination, dry mouth, and patricide. Well, let's give it a shot along with the diet program that'll have me blond and a Mrs. Robinson in no time.
Maybe I should stop watching TV or get Tivo to knock out those commercials that convince you your horrid just the way you are.<!-- Article Text End -->