Gather Gnome In Hiding. Last Seen Crossing the G.W. Bridge - Vol.1 # 1
September 11, 2006 03:41 PM EDT
(Updated: November 06, 2006 03:00 PM EST)
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I escaped from the evil cat Coco with only minor injuries. Fortunately my rugged hiking boots keep me moving at a brisk pace. Gnomes are famous for their ability to run up to 35mph. I've made good time but without a map or GPS I don't know where I'm going. At a gas station, I peered into the shiny chrome rims of some gas guzzling SUV. Yikes, I'm pale. It's true that gnomes don't do well in bright sunlight but I could use a tan. I hope I'm heading south. Help, I need a sign.
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I've got one that says "Golden Gate Bridge Next Right", one that says "Employees Only" and another one that says "Do Not Remove This Sign Under Penalty of Criminal Prosecution" 8^0
OOPS! Ahem... (I'd better just put that one away for now...)
Oh yeah... I've got this other one that says "Beware of Dog", too.
Would any of those help ya out? I could send one via Flying Dragon Freight -- that is, if I -- I mean, if YOU knew where you were...
Your brother in arms... boots.... uhm.... "Gnomeness"?,
Sandy Andy in California
P.S. -- I REALLY like your hat... Do you know where I can find one like it? It would match my outfit PERFECTLY! :^)