FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth..... $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had...$214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to... drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401 Keg Plan


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Good question. Maybe because they're all on the 401 KEG plan already? LOL!
And now President Bush is going to begin one more huge push to Save Social Security by ending it.
The problem is the business community hates it, remember the employer contributes as much as the employee does.
Business loath this program. We are being told it will break the U.S.A. if it continues. I hope someone gets the real message out about why there is a huge push to end this very good program.
I do feel the Medicare Part B, the prescription coverage is very bad. If some retired people needed help paying for prescriptions, accomodations should have been made for them. The program as it stands is too expensive and is mostly welfare for the pharmaceutical companies.
Also Americans are so spoiled, we all have to have every new gadget that comes out on the market and think ourlives have no meaning without Cable or Satalite TV, $400 handbags, and if our kids don;t have Nintendo, GameBoy and an Xbox like all their friends do we are mean, awful parents. If their clothing doesn't have Old Navy, Ralph Lauren, Guess, and Levi's plastered all over it then they are dressed like ragamuffins....