Disclaimer

August 31, 2006 09:33 PM EDT (Updated: August 31, 2006 09:46 PM EDT)

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Caution: Hot. Maybe be harmful for pregnant or nursing women. No pets allowed. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Radioactive. Consult your doctor if you are taking medications for kidney disease. Authorized personnel only. Not responsible for theft or less. Cigarette smoking may be harmful to your health. THE MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, OR FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE. Under 16 not allowed without a parent or guardian. Biohazard. Because I said so. Use at your own risk. Walk, Don't Run. No smoking. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Keep off the grass. No parking between 8 am and 5 pm. Eat at Joe's. Park on this side of the street on alternate days. No Canadian currency. Don't talk to strangers. 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In the event that you do get this message then please note that we take no responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm, where was I … no matter what happens, IT's NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, OUR FAULT! Options, derivative products and futures are not suitable for all investors, and trading in these instruments is considered risky. Wait for the crossing guard. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the construction of this disclaimer. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. 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Now for the legal stuff:

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I provide the Disclaimer solely to permit you to determine the availability of goods and services offered on the Disclaimer and to make legitimate reservations or otherwise transact business with us, and for no other purposes. The Disclaimer is for your personal, non-commercial use. You agree that you will use the Disclaimer's services only to make legitimate reservations or purchases for you or for another person for whom you are authorized to act both legally and under the terms of this Disclaimer. You agree that without limitation you shall not make any false reservation or any reservation in anticipation of demand. If American Airlines determines that you have confirmed multiple reservations to one or more destination on or about the same date, I may without notice cancel all confirmed space associated with the multiple reservations. You agree to abide by the terms and conditions of purchase I impose including, but not limited to, payment of all amounts when due and compliance with all rules regarding availability of fares, products, or services. You are completely responsible for all assessments, charges, duties, fees, and taxes arising out of your use of the Disclaimer. Your account information is owned by and proprietary to me. While you may access your account information through the Disclaimer, you may not give access to your account to any person or entity other than a member of your household or a person that you directly supervise as part of your career or employment. You may not give access to your account to any third party on-line service, including, but not limited to any mileage management service, mileage tracking service, or mileage aggregation service. You must access your account information directly through the Disclaimer and not through a third party web disclaimer, including but not limited to any mileage management service, mileage tracking service, or mileage aggregation service. You also violate this Disclaimer if you enable anyone to access account information without visiting the Disclaimer. You agree that you will not Misuse the Disclaimer. "Misuse" includes, but is not limited to, using the Disclaimer to do any of the following:

A. Distribute, disseminate, post, or publish any information or material that degrades, embarrasses, harasses, humiliates, intimidates, or threatens any individual or group of individuals on the basis of their age, ancestry, color, ethnicity, marital status, medical condition, mental or physical disability, national origin, race, sex, sexual orientation, union or nonunion affiliation, or any other basis protected by federal, state, or local law or ordinance.

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C. Download or upload files that may damage the operation of another's computer, such as computer viruses, corrupt files, or similar software.

D. Download or upload files that contain materials, including but not limited to software that violate the intellectual property, privacy, or publicity rights of others unless you own, control, or have been authorized to exercise such rights.

E. Misrepresent or omit the origin or source of any file you download or upload.

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1) Advertising or offering to sell any goods or services.

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I. Post, send, or otherwise disclose confidential information, trade secrets, or other confidential and/or protected proprietary data of any entity or person, including but not limited to myself.

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M. Monitor or copy any Content by using any manual process, or any robot, spider, or other automatic device, without first obtaining my prior written consent.

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3. An employee of the Authorized person's employer, acting with the Authorized person's permission.

S. Engage in any other conduct that is, or that anyone deems to be, in conflict with this Disclaimer.

I forbid such Misuses, and access of the Disclaimer for any such Misuses or other similar purposes is an unauthorized use of the Disclaimer.

The Content may contain inaccuracies and/or typographical errors. I may alter, change or improve the Content at any time and without notice. I make no representations or warranties as to the Content's completeness or accuracy, and makes no commitment to update the Content. I makes no representations about the Content's suitability for any purpose.

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I neither warrant nor represent that your use of information and material on the Disclaimer will not infringe upon the intellectual property rights of third parties. I shall not be liable for any virus or other damage to your computer equipment or other property due to your accessing, browsing, or using the Disclaimer or due to your downloading any audio, data, images, materials, pictures, text or video from the Disclaimer. Because I provide services and products in many parts of the world, the Disclaimer may refer to certain goods, products, and/or services that are not available in your area. A reference to goods, products, and/or services without limiting their geographic scope does not imply that I offer or intend to offer those goods, products, and/or services in all locations. Consistent with the my privacy policy, we ask you to provide us with certain information when you take advantage of certain personalized services. 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You are also denied permission to use any trademarked or copyrighted material to provide such hyperlinks or references, unless you are allowed to do so under a separate written disclaimer with me. I bears no responsibility for disclaimers that provide hyperlinks or references to the Disclaimer unless those disclaimers are operated by myself. I will not treat as confidential any communications you send to us by electronic mail or otherwise. I have no obligation to refrain from publishing, reproducing, or otherwise using your communications in any way and for any purpose. I do not accept or consider unsolicited proposals related to its business, including but not limited to proposals for advertising campaigns, logos, names, processes, products, promotions, services, slogans, and technologies. I therefore request that you not send such proposals. Please also refrain from sending original creative artwork, blueprints, demonstratives, designs, layouts, photographs, or samples. 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