RAPA: Coining a New Phrase

For today's Random Act of Personal Amusement, I decided to create a new phrase. Wanna hear it?

Sphincter cheeto.

I won't go into detail about where I was or what I was doing when I came up with the phrase. Let's just say that for the effort exerted I was disappointed with the end result.

This phrase can be applied to many real life situations. Have you ever been involved in a project or task where you invested many hours and resources only to be disappointed in the final outcome? Did you put forth the effort to build a mountain but only have a molehill to show for it? That my friend, is a sphincter cheeto.

Right now, there are zero google listings for the phrase "sphincter cheeto" (besides my usage), so I am going to need some assistance getting this phrase circulated into everyday use. The next time a friend tells you he plans on spending the weekend alphabetizing his DVD collection, tell him that it sounds like quite a sphincter cheeto. Use it with family, friends, and co-workers. Use it daily.

There's no reward for assisting me with this global initiative other than the feeling of superiority over others by getting in on the ground floor of the joke. You'll be one of the cool kids. Like me.

(Cross posted from my blog. Link to original blog post.)