by Bill's Spirit
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March 3, 2006

A sure fire way to fly through airport security

August 11, 2006 11:30 AM EDT
views: 603 | rating: 10/10 (4 votes) | comments: 17


When you arrive at the airport go immediately to the restroom and disrobe. Place everything in your luggage, except for one credit card, then walk to the ticket counter and check-in all your bags.

With nothing to inspect you'll be on the plane in no time.

The credit card is insurance in case your luggage gets lost or you need to pay for a snack or magazine somewhere along the way. If you get tired of carrying it give it a good lick with your tongue and press it against any hairless patch of skin. It will stick amazingly well as long as you don't move around too vigorously.

 

Fly Happy! Fly Naked !!


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Comments: 17

Μόףףý ● ķ ~ Aug 11, 2006, 11:34am EDT
LOL, just watch out for the body cavity search!
George Corneliussen Aug 11, 2006, 11:40am EDT
What do I do with my "Super Soaker" ?
Amester 333 Aug 11, 2006, 11:46am EDT
What is a super soaker??
Auntie Smedley Aug 11, 2006, 11:49am EDT
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Susan Pattishall Aug 11, 2006, 11:52am EDT
You guys!
Diana Raabe Aug 11, 2006, 12:04pm EDT
Not such a far-fetched idea, here! Wasn't there an airline that was offering naked flights last year?
Granny Janny H. Aug 11, 2006, 12:10pm EDT
A very cool way to travel.
John L. Aug 11, 2006, 12:28pm EDT
Ah, yes, the gratuitous super soaker comment.....
just let it hang there.....good luck.
Pearl 2 Aug 11, 2006, 12:32pm EDT
Check this Airlines:
Pearl 2 Aug 11, 2006, 3:01pm EDT
If you think this is an inconceivable concept, it's here NOW!

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Carol Roach Aug 11, 2006, 3:08pm EDT
now that would be something, I wish I could see that
donna f. Aug 11, 2006, 3:36pm EDT
Sounds like fun, but I'd be worried about the Mr. Magoo type guy behind me using my ass to swipe his card ....
Aileen F. Aug 11, 2006, 4:35pm EDT
Yeah, they'd quickly sweep you off to their padded waiting room...

Donna, too funny!
Madame Donna C. Aug 11, 2006, 4:35pm EDT
donna, you upstaged the article! I'm hysterically laughing!
La Lady Lisa Westerfield Aug 11, 2006, 4:38pm EDT
If it was between flying naked or risking a terrorist bombing...I would chose the bombing.
Cat Warren Aug 12, 2006, 7:00pm EDT
Aw, Lisa! Shaved cats are usually cute, if disgruntled.

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