Hilarious Synagogue Typos!These announcements, with hilarious typos and phrasing blunders, were reportedly found in various synagogue newsletters and bulletin boards around the country.
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1. Don't let worry kill you.
Let your synagogue help!
Join us for our Oneg after services.
Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in your prayers all the many who are sick of our congregation.
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2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.
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4. Thursday at 9, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club.
All women wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study!
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5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may all be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
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6. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community center. Great music will follow.
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7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
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9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah.
Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
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12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary.
All those wishing to do something on the carpet please first come forward and get a piece of paper.
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13. If you enjoy sinning, our choir is definitely looking for you!
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14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fund raising campaign with his slogan for this week:
"I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours. !!"
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