New Government Seal

Subject: The government today Official Announcement:

.New Government Seal:

Official Announcement:

The United States government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Bald Eagle to the CONDOM because this more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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Craig Olson Jul 31, 2006, 10:03am UTC

Even though this is a joke, there is a lot of truth to it.

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Martha Jette, Author/Editor Jul 31, 2006, 12:11pm UTC

Funny, but true.

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Craig Olson Jul 31, 2006, 2:51pm UTC

We are jeopardizing the next generation. The next generation will be saddled with a huge national debt, global warming, and the fact that we will someday run out of fossil fuels. Running up a huge national debt contributes to inflation. They just print a lot of bonds. It is almost like printing more money. We should switch to solar power, wind power, hydroelectric power, etc.

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