They came at him like a swarm of mad bees screaming and shouting that he was the worst kind of man that they had ever come across. They demanded that he had to explain himself. How could he say something like that, and expect to live to tell the tale? And failing to give answer would result in serious repercussion.
He just looked at them calmly and said "Do your worst, ladies...!" They looked at him all stunned, boy, did he have some nerve.
"See, its true, women are all talk and no action!" he said.
And as if he had ignited the fires of hell, they jumped on him all at once!
That'll teach him to tell a woman that her arse is the size of Africa AND South America combined!
Mona S. Svendsen
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KR you just me be burst into laughter with this remark:
A rookie mistake of geographic proportions!
Gisela, I hadn't really thought of like that, but you're rigth he is a very skilled manipulator! ;O))
once had a sweetheart refer to my arse as something that was bigger than the both of us. nicely put but very very foolish of him.
Carl poor judgement indeed ;O))) courageuos even, but way stupid!