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by Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer
Member since:
December 19, 2005

Everyone Has a Twin?

July 23, 2006 11:40 PM EDT (Updated: July 24, 2006 12:19 AM EDT)
views: 165 | rating: 9/10 (23 votes) | comments: 182

We pulled the pop-out camper across the state line, past the hog farms, around the country church, through the crumbling cemetery, and down the winding road to arrive at Starve Hollow Lake, as we had done many times before. This campground attracted each of us for a different reason; Daddy liked the solitude, Mom appreciated the trees and paved path to the showers, my brother enjoyed the fishing, and I looked forward to the jukebox and beach. We had been there in good weather and storms, on holiday weekends as well as off-season, on every day of the week, but had never seen a crowd anything like this one.

Tanning bodies covered the beach on a crazy quilt of multi-colored towels and blankets, their Coppertone adding a twist to the lake and concession stand aromas. While the friends who had come with me fished with my brother, I watched the new crowd from my standing-to-tan-both-sides position near the jukebox, wishing more of the new people were closer to my age. It looked like the hippies who lived in a converted school bus at the far end of the campground might be the only people around who shared my interests, and none of them were out.

He came along and shattered the monotony. I noticed the reactions of the crowd before I spotted him. Divers stood still on the wooden island located outside the safety markers. Castle building and body-burying ceased. Frisbees and beach balls came to abrupt halts, and burning bodies popped into sitting positions on the quilt pieces. Every head turned to follow as he strutted from one end of the beach to the other, confident but seemingly indifferent to the attention.

When we gathered back at the camper for our Coleman-stove dinner, he monopolized the conversation. Mom said she had never seen anything like it off screen. Daddy teased about her drooling. The fishing crew reported they had noticed from the middle of the lake, and stopped to see what had brought beach activity to a stand still. I was glad to know I hadn't imagined him.

Loathing the open-air shower room as much as the enclosed sink area where strangers spat in sinks and crowded around a single mirror, I rushed through my shower that evening and told my friends I would wait for them outside. While they did hair and make-up, I sat on a picnic table near the now deserted beach and watched the sun set. He returned for an encore, and I was the only one left to see.

I pinched myself when he broke stride and walked toward me. My heart stopped again when he asked if I was going to be there a few minutes and I discovered his voice was even more attractive than his appearance. I managed a nod. He gifted me with an explanation about how he had decided not to swim earlier because of the crowd, and now that he had the lake to himself, he was afraid to leave his watch and wallet unattended and go in.

Lulled by the music in his voice, I held out my hand to collect his valuables. He promised he wouldn't be long and followed his words with a grin that could have melted Antarctica.

My friends joined me in time to watch the last rays of sun highlight his body as he bobbed in and out of the water. Despite their urging, I refused to peek inside the wallet and put a name to this perfect specimen of masculinity. Later, when he introduced himself, I wished I had. The name he had given sounded as fake as John Doe, undeserving of its holder.

Envious of each drop that trickled into tanned, muscular dreamland, I returned his personal items and made room for him to sit at the table while he air-dried. His name remained the only thing ordinary about him. On a short break from years of seeing the world, he had stopped to visit an aunt who owned a nearby farm. A friend awaited him there. He would love to join the campfire and music my family had planned, if we would ride back with him to pick up the friend and his guitar.

The four of us crowded into his aunt's truck and rode to the farm. A small plane parked beside a dinner bell in the side lawn seemed out of place with the wrap-around porch on the house and the barn in the background. My curiosity about it kept me from reacting to the smell of hogs in the distance.

While he changed into dry clothes, the aunt served cookies and lemonade and explained that the plane belonged to him. After refreshments and pleasant conversation, we headed back to camp. The aunt walked us out, hugged each of us as though we were family, and handed me a folded copy of the local paper. A souvenir, she called it, and I was happy to have something to remember her with.

His friend and one of mine rode in the back of the truck with the guitar. I kept the souvenir with me until we were back and I tossed it in the camper.

The music outlasted me that night. Neighboring campers had brought lawn chairs and blankets to our site. Many of them were still present, as was my mother's smile, when the fire died and I finally dozed off in my chaise lounge.

I didn't think of the newspaper again until we were packing to leave two days later and my dad asked if I wanted to keep it. For the first time, I opened the paper and saw his picture on the front page, with a different, more deserving name attached. He had been in town to headline the concert line-up at the Jackson County fair, billed as one of the largest fairs in the world, and held the day before.

I'll never know for sure that he is the same man I've seen in concerts and movies since, or if he just looked exactly like that man and the aunt found that amusing. When I've had the opportunity to ask, he just flashed that same melting grin in response.

 

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Comments: 182

Skipster Too Jul 23, 2006, 11:52pm EDT
What a tease.
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Dannielle S. Jul 23, 2006, 11:55pm EDT
What a tease!!!
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Dannielle S. Jul 23, 2006, 11:55pm EDT
E.B. does one of us owe the other a soda now?
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 12:07am EDT
sorry - don't mean to be a tease. Insert your singer/songwriter/actor of choice and have a fun fantasy on me.

John - it was my pleasure. Thanks for the thrill.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:11am EDT
Oh Sandy... don't be mean... give!
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:14am EDT
What a great story! (one suggestion, last paragraph: "of if he just looked" should be "or"?)
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 12:19am EDT
Thanks, Liz and Pearl. I have this thing about using names without permission. I talked this over with Donna (thanks for the catch, BTW, will fix it) before I published this and she tried to convince me I have a right to publish MY story about another person. I know she is correct, legally I do. I just feel real weird about doing it. That might be something we can discuss here. Would you want someone else to use your name in a story like this without asking you first?
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 12:20am EDT
Dannielle - JINX!!
I'm glad I got that in first, now you have to remain silent until someone mentions your name 3 times. Playground 101, sweetie.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:20am EDT
E.B. and Dannielle, you owe each other a soda... while I go to bed with an earworm...

I wonder why-y-y oh why you
left me, oh Sandy Sandy,
Sandy, why-y-y-y,
oh Sandy
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:21am EDT
Dannielle, Dannielle, Dannielle
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 12:24am EDT
Sandy - he's a public persona. Does every reporter and celebrity rag request permission prior to publication? No. It wouldn't be slander, it's flattery.
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 12:25am EDT
...Donna, Donna, Donna...
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:27am EDT
I'd like a soda, who's buying?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:34am EDT
(hey... what happened to all the comments we left on Stephanie's article regarding older men???)
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:38am EDT
Thanks for checking, Liz... I thought my computer was going blind...
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:41am EDT
Donna, unless Dannielle and E.B. are hoarding the sodas behind the playground slides, there's plenty to go around...
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:44am EDT
Ah Pearl, could you pass one to me, I can't quite reach from here.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:44am EDT
What flavor?
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:46am EDT
Orange please, is there an orange crush handy?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:50am EDT
Would you want someone else to use your name in a story like this without asking you first?

Since I value my privacy, I would not want MY name used without permission, really! BUT, if I was a famous person, I'd take it as part of fame to be written about and mentioned by others in their writings, reports, story-telling, etc. It would come with the territory, yes?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:52am EDT
Liz, I don't know what happened there... they just disappeared... the author must have deleted them.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:57am EDT
Ok, can we get back to the topic at hand? Pearl, forget Stephanie, where is the damn soda?
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 12:59am EDT
Liz, I used a celebrity name in one of my articles, but I checked with legal counsel first. They informed me that if it actually occured and is told truthfully, it is my story and I can use the name. (By the way, I kept proof of the event just in case).
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 12:59am EDT
Wow.. I'm filling the cooler with drinks. Didn't expect such a crowd.

I think one of the reasons I think of the ethical part of using the name is because I've known people who were celebrities (mostly local, but the reactions are the same) and although a lot is 'to be expected', they do get so tired of having no privacy. I never had a 'public' dinner with one husband, or one man I dated, or one of my best friends, without strangers coming to the table to interrupt and relay a story about sometime they will never forget. All three of them were gracious and grateful to the fans, but apologetic to me for having my time interrupted. I'm very sensitive about that.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 12:59am EDT
(Handing the peevish Donna a dang Orange Crush soda... )

HERE!
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:01am EDT
And do you want a cookie with that?
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:01am EDT
So - it was John A. Audrey, he is a loveable dork.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:03am EDT
(Sorry ... Back to SB... Her articles now say "Modified"... if that means anything to you guys?)
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:05am EDT
Pearl, I would like a cookie and thanks for the soda. I am not peevish--just starving. Now get back to the discussion at hand, it's not stephanie, it's celebrity names and legality.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:05am EDT
No wine, Liz, but I have a little bacardi. Very little.

I think Gather is trying out the invisible font on some articles. Seems to be working well.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:05am EDT
Does that mean Stephanie is not a celeb?
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:07am EDT
Dannielle, Dannielle, Dannielle
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:07am EDT
Now that you mention it Liz, I have a nice Australian wine here, would you like a glass?
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:09am EDT
Sandy, I already saved Dannielle. You are a wee bit late. Pass the bacardi because I just offered my wine to Liz. Stephanie is definitely NOT a celeb by the way, so can we leave her out of this discussion?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:12am EDT
I still think Donna is peevish... and hungry.
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 1:13am EDT
Well, we can rule out Willie Nelson.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:15am EDT
Not Willie. Not Elvis. Not Michael Jackson (although I do think I saw him at that lake once, when he was about ten)
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:15am EDT
Somebody give John a lemonade and a cookie, quick!

And put rum in his lemonade!
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 1:17am EDT
Garth.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:17am EDT
Dork is GOOD, John. That's what I tell my daughters. Marry a loveable dork and you'll be happy forever.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:18am EDT
I am not peevish Pearl. John, you are our everything, OK, feel better now? Yeah, have Audrey pick up more refreshments on the way over please...
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:18am EDT
Garth hadn't been 'created' yet, not him. Sorry to all Garth fans, but I doubt I'd ever be speechless or have my heart stop over him.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:18am EDT
EB, he wasn't wearing a hat.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:20am EDT
Is Audrey here yet, or did she happen on some poetry and go to bed?
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 1:25am EDT
Jim Croce.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:25am EDT
Sandy, your muystery guy is either Kris Kristofferson or Gary Morris
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Lyrical Peace Jul 24, 2006, 1:25am EDT
Hey I know who it is... I'll tell if someone can find Johnny for the wedding. THE WEDDING
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:26am EDT
Where is the Bacardi? Liz are you hoarding it?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:26am EDT
mystery! sheesh, can't spell...
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Skipster Too Jul 24, 2006, 1:29am EDT
A hijack!!...Oh, go stick a bunny in your bonnet.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:29am EDT
John, I like dark bacardi, not the insipid light stuff, OK?
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:30am EDT
EB, check it out, it's worthwhile.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:31am EDT
EB, you are too funny...

Hey, Lyrical, nice to meet you! I love your pic with Obama...

So, where IS Johnny??? That is a MYSTERY!
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Lyrical Peace Jul 24, 2006, 1:32am EDT
She has met Gary, but it wasn't him. I'll scan in all the Gary pictures later, when I write and article about him.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:33am EDT
It's Kris, then???
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:34am EDT
John, yes, but the Meyers was too expensive.
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Lyrical Peace Jul 24, 2006, 1:34am EDT
Pearl, Where's Johnny? You can't trick me.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:35am EDT
Well, since Audrey's asleep, John, be a dear and spend the money, I want the dark Meyers..and we can slip it into your lemonade.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:38am EDT
Aw John, bad guess. Sandy wouldn't be ga-ga over his bod.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:40am EDT
Lyrical, I'd hog-tie him and drag him to the wedding... IF I get to be the ring-bearer.

(Johnny! I need you, honey...! Come to Momma)
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:41am EDT
Looks to me like you are still buying the Meyers. I don't want to become peevish and prove Pearl right, but I'm getting impatient.
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Lyrical Peace Jul 24, 2006, 1:47am EDT
My mother just went completely nutzo when she saw that comment. She dated John Cougar's best friend, Kerry, but it wasn't at the time. Actually, I fixed them up. I think I was about seven or eight years old and .... I'll post THAT article later.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:47am EDT
John, you are too literal, you assume he flew the plane when he could have had a pilot, he doesn't need to live in Indiana to play a gig there, do I have to do your detective work for you...I have earned the Meyer's so hand it over, nd I'll give you a spiked lemonade in return, dont' wake Audrey.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:49am EDT
I have to set the record straight (where's Hannah). I can't claim to have 'dated' Kerry. We only actually 'went out' once. Twelve years later, I'm still not over it, but most of our 'dating' has been my fantasy.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:50am EDT
John, it wasn't John but that was a very good guess.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:50am EDT
Hey, what d'ya all say, let's go over to the wedding article, it's fun over there too...The Wedding
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 1:51am EDT
I still think I'm right... it's Kris Kristoffersen... he'd inspire me just as giddily...

Envious of each drop that trickled into tanned, muscular dreamland

I love that!
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:53am EDT
Thanks, Pearl. I liked that line, too "Envious of each drop that trickled into tanned, muscular dreamland"
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 1:54am EDT
Ok, Liz, I'm reining myself in, just got a little out of hand there....sorry, but John was hoarding the alcohol.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:58am EDT
Not Axl Rose. I've never even met him, but did embarrass my other daughter when I stood on my seat and danced at his concert.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 2:00am EDT
David Lee Roth is from Indiana? Not him.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 2:04am EDT
Trying to embarrass me, John? Somewhere around 1968.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 2:09am EDT
You guys are lost! If you've read all of Sandy's articles, you'd know it was KRIS KRISTOFFERSEN
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 2:09am EDT
Ok, obviously John is on a mission to guess this correctly. So John, send me a check for $5 and I'll give it away.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 2:10am EDT
It wasn't him

Anybody ever seen him this clean shaven?
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 2:10am EDT
Notice how Sandy nor Lyrical has denied my claim???
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 2:11am EDT
By the way John you can also pay $1000 for my address or use your intuitive detective skills to find my location.
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Pearl 2 Jul 24, 2006, 2:15am EDT
Oh my!
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 2:23am EDT
Ok John, I'm willing to pay for protection, Gozer is mad at me, can you meet me over at The Wedding
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Madame Donna C. Jul 24, 2006, 2:40am EDT
John, give up and go write your illiterate poem. I will critique it later. Thanks to Audrey for lending your services ths evening, I do appreciate the protection.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 2:41am EDT
Not Chris Carson
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Rossie Indira Jul 24, 2006, 2:56am EDT
Sandy, I always am amazed at how great you are in writing, and keep us guessing!! Very well done! I can't think of who as I am not familiar with the place (the lake, etc), but I would follow Pearl and John, is it Kris K?
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 3:01am EDT
Thanks, Rossie and Mark (sorry I missed you way back there).

Sorry, until someone brings Johnny to the wedding, I have to stick with the kid and not reveal the answer. (she's hard to deal with when disappointed)
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Mary C Legg Jul 24, 2006, 3:33am EDT
" Since I value my privacy, I would not want MY name used without permission, really! BUT, if I was a famous person, I'd take it as part of fame to be written about and mentioned by others in their writings, reports, story-telling, etc. It would come with the territory, yes?"


sandi has a vip (very inm;portant point) and obviously pro writer-- seh knows that without a legal release form, she could be in hot water-- taint ethical to use a person'w name withut permission and causes ll kinds of lawsuits-- it's okay to name-drop, but persoanl writing kinda oversteps the name-ropping biz and well-- I agree with her 100percent.

ask the frog. so long he's only a frog, tis okay. but without permission, I will not even send out one inquiry on his behalf. frogs hop. and sometimes they croak. maybe afterwards is okay to identify them.
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Nancy S. Jul 24, 2006, 9:55am EDT
Well, I am very late chiming in here, and too late for the fun, but Sandy, this is a superbly written story, and worthy of a ten.
I've been looking forward to some great writing from you.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 12:09pm EDT
Thank you, Mary and Nancy. Glad you liked the story, and I appreciate your kindness. Sorry you missed the party last night. Donna and Liz got a little carried away with the drinks, but I think we have a few cookies left. (we'll have more alcohol at the wedding if you can make it)
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Karen Lerner Jul 24, 2006, 1:23pm EDT
Sandy - this brings me back to all of the adolescent fantasies that I used to have when I was hanging out at my local pond. Love your use of "him" - really captures the dreaminess of it.
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 24, 2006, 1:35pm EDT
Thank you, Karen. That seemed the easiest solution to not using a name. In a way, I'm glad I'll never know for sure and have been able to hold on to the dreaminess all these years.
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La Lady Lisa Westerfield Jul 24, 2006, 2:09pm EDT
Sandy, I LOVED the story. I'm putting my money on Kris Kristoffersen. Am I too late or is it too early in the day for wine? Damn, I always miss the party!
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Mary C Legg Jul 24, 2006, 2:23pm EDT
20 questions begins

does the guy have a few grammies-- like one less than a dozen?

birthplace: fort worth?




decca?
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Edward Nudelman Jul 24, 2006, 4:37pm EDT
I'm late here too, and echo a superbly written story with a great comment thread which has turned into a monumental guessing game (which I love!)... however, I have no clue who you're talking about. But I do think folks should pose their answers in the form of a question (and what about the daily double?)
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What Nonsense Jul 25, 2006, 12:14am EDT
"I'm easy, like the flower needs the rain you know I need you"
Sandy, this is a great story. I am so Laughing at the Bacardi, (DONNA LOL!) jokes I am spluttering. God I love you guys.
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What Nonsense Jul 25, 2006, 12:17am EDT
Meanwhile the guy is doing ALL three women, remember? but he actually loves Lily Tomlin.....I recall being what, 16? and thinking it was a love song, and then getting to know Altman and the film and realizing the guy was a complete ahole.
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What Nonsense Jul 25, 2006, 12:20am EDT
Oh crap everyone went to bed. Ok so Sandy, my love, loose the multiple italics, it is overwhelming. and I have tons more to say when this 12 pack is digested.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 25, 2006, 12:23am EDT
What, that wasn't a joke. The Bacardi was real...not.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 25, 2006, 12:28am EDT
Hey Liz, outta my way, I'm coming through!
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Madame Donna C. Jul 25, 2006, 12:36am EDT
Oh and Liz, let's not forget you went to bed before I did, heh!
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 25, 2006, 12:49am EDT
I had to stay up and write a rap song. The sad part is, I wasn't even drunk.
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Madame Donna C. Jul 25, 2006, 12:49am EDT
Oh Liz, so nice of you to say so...where's the booze?
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