This weekend while camping in the mountains of NC, I came to a realization about myself. Somewhere along the way, I have changed from a mountain girl to a prissy city woman. I've always considered myself someone who enjoys nature and "roughing it". And that is not altogether untrue. The nature part is true. I love nature.
Well, I love "most" of it. I don't love huge spiders or beetles or anything that chooses to buzz past me too closely. Insects of any kind are not my favorite thing. Other than ladybugs. I actually do like ladybugs.
As far as "roughing it" goes, I admit it. I hate roughing it. I had much rather sleep in a comfortable bed with a big soft mattress and pillows than on the hard ground or on a tiny bunk in a camper. I had much rather have a bathroom in the near vicinity than have to walk for half a mile to get to one.....and then have to dodge huge spiders hanging in their webs and flying insects along the way. And I prefer sitting down to a nice dinner rather than eating out of a cooler or burning hot dogs over an open fire.
I like being able to blow dry my hair and wear clothes that are not wrinkled. And I love being able to shower in a shower stall where the water is hot and I am not standing on a wooden board. Of course, bubble baths are even better.
There is great freedom in admitting this. I am a certifiable prissy city girl and will not apologize for it.
I do, however, love to look at the mountains, waterfalls, and smell the fresh air. I love seeing the sunlight peeking through the pine trees and the way life seems so much simpler the closer I get to nature.
I suppose what I need is a Hilton in the mountains with a balcony view. All of the luxuries along with all of the beauty of nature. Yes, that would be just perfect.


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Great article, Cheryl! I also need a shower and blow dryer to function properly.
I hate bugs; I hate dirt; I hate to sweat.
It's the Marriott for me!
After sleeping in a tent, I find it unbearably stuffy to sleep in a room -- it takes a while to get used to it and back into being home again.
I've gotten much better about the bugs and we've got a truce -- if they don't sneak up on me, I don't kill them. I also don't go looking for them; the outdoors is where they belong.
Inside my home, I have a strictly-enforced "4-leg maximum" limit, but I don't hunt out the spiders. It's their job to gobble up those pesky mosquitoes, so if they stay out of sight and out of reach, I don't go hunting for them. All other bugs are fair game.
I do like butterflies, ladybugs, praying mantises, and lightning bugs.
We have become so out of touch with the reality of the earth, lost in a tube of dandruff shampoo.