Scene: Kitchen (Late evening)
What? Excuse me, what did you just ask me? How about answering some questions for me first…
Do you get up before everyone else?
Do you feed the pets while everyone sleeps?
Do you pack the lunches?
Do you get the kids up and dressed?
Do you make our bed everyday?
Do you wipe off all the water and razor stubble off the bathroom sinks each morning?
Do you make sure that EVERYONE knows what they have to do each day?
Do you remember to take the trash to the curb?
Do you make sure the kids walk the dogs?
Do you pick up the dirty clothes put them in the wash, move the wash to the dryer and hang up the still warm dried clothes and put them away? (reverse that)
Do you go to work a full day come home and not sit down and make dinner right away?
Do you clean up the dishes, countertops and make sure homework is done?
Do you make sure the pets are fed and walked again?
Do you finally get to sit down just in time for someone to ask you for something which requires you to get up?
If you can answer YES to any of those questions Mister then you can ask me if I am PMSing! But since you can't then it might just be wise to back off!
Oh and by the way….. I AM PMS'ing!
(SIGH… Lord help me please)
Of course this conversation never happened… It only happened in her mind… It's not easy being a good wife.