Spoetry!
Recently,
from my 'spam' mail box,
titles of messages!
possessing
lyric resonance!
plus
cryptic,
mysterious
hidden meanings!
I am swept up in some cosmic collective Wonderland!
Tis 'Spoetry'!
"Not a squirrel clamber o'er them!
Like a living coal his heart was,
To this Song of Hiawatha!
All the lightness of the birch-tree,
Of his heart, in joy and sorrow;
'Oh, beware of Mudjekeewis,
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employed when absentia,
Swift or slow, at will he glided,
Once a warrior, very angry,
Brave as man is, soft as woman,
Brightest green were all her garments,
And he took the tears of balsam,
Over them he stretched his right hand,
'That the river may not wet me!' (saith he)
'Must our lives depend on these things?'"
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Try this yourself, at home.
Open your mail program.
Go to you your Spam box, and (here's the important part) DO NOT OPEN the spam messages, but rather,
gather,
the spam-titles' matter,
and scatter
the patter,
with laughter,
a frivolous crafter!,
thoughtfulness thereafter,
a Spoem-Master
you'll, hereafter,
prove,
and you'll nevermore,
to the trash-bin,
move,
that valuable spam,
but,
rather,
golden nuggets will you
gather!
Suddenly, miraculously,
It's an Oracle too!
Check your spam box titles for answers to today's questions and your daily fortune!
Or, ask your Spam-box Oracle any question, such as whether or not you'll find wealth or happiness. 'Will I be rich and famous from writing today?' 'Will there be an important meeting today?' "Is there some special someone out there just for me?!' " Will I discover the secret of life and everything?!'
See what your new Spam-Oracle answers. It's amazing. Try it!
You'll never look at spam again in the same way!
if you're a Mac user, you can cut-and-paste into Text Edit and then have the poem read aloud!
Isn't that too cool!
Spam-titles now have that wonderful, artistic, musical quality, and a genius beyond our own poetic skill! They emerge from a collective reaching-for-the-stars dream for contact, wealth, or just connection!
Of course,
the most popular of spoems,
is.....
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
Now, isn't this a fine spoem of nihilism and Zen-mind!
I'm just too excited.
Maybe some of you might offer as alternative appellations for the concept:
"Spamoetry"
"Slam-spam-thank-you-mamoetry"
"Poe-spaaamoooetreeeeeeee"
or simply,
"Po-am"
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You've mastered the art-form already!
Great work....I love hearing it read aloud....lol