Where is he? Does he exist?How do I find him? Someone give me tips.
I will be eternally grateful!
And write a sonnet for the one who gives me the best tips.....
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He exists -not in one lump,
in a part taken up by your Dad's memories
some part a school friend half forgotten, some part a handsome neighbour
who gave you sweets, that doctor who treated your wound
the bus conductor who let you off when you forgot money for a ticket
that teacher -male- who fired your imagination
may even be a virtual friend on the Net
you never met as yet...
He exists.
cheerio!
Policewoman: Was it one stanza?
Man: Tony Danza? No.
Policewoman: Did it have 14 lines?
Man: Lines? You mean like "What's your sign?"
Policewoman: What about the rhyme scheme?
Man: Gezundheit.
Policewoman: Shakespeare or Plutarch?
Man: Plastic.
Policewoman: You've no clue what hit you.
Man: No, but I feel better already. Which way to the Monster Truck showdown?
Do not look to a man to create perfection within yourself or situation. That is your duty, alone.
...be ye therefore perfect.......
don't expect any more of someone than you do of yourself....you will attract a person who will compliment your spirit. You may already know him. Be all you can be and be yourself - don't be afraid to seek and find men just as friends. Look at men as friends not potential permanent mates......
I have to also say - southern women flirt quite a bit to anyone regardless of who they are or what they look like...there is never a shortage of men in my ife but I've got the perfect mate...all the very best, Salud,
We get a monkey.
We give the monkey a dart.
The monkey throws the dart.
Whoever it hits is the mate.
1. They are single, never been married and are looking for Miss Perfect ...and it's not her. She's too "independent and opinionated"
2. They are a Jewish Mommas dream come true... doctors.
a. Doctors just out of college who are looking for someone to help pay off their student loans.
b. Doctors who are newly divorced, whining about the "bitch" who took everything they owned and have alimony and child-support payments up the ying-yang.
c. They are married, looking for an affair to fight boredom in the marriage.
3. They have perfect manners, perfect tastes in clothes and home, very considerate and appealing... they are also gay.
BTW, she lives in California. She calls it the land of fruits and nuts.
I find a few advice really good. So I will address those one by one
Arielle: Good advice there too.
Damian: You couldn't have said it better! We only need to look within us.
0000: LOL!
Maureen: True!
Bonnets are lovely, not so sure about sonnets.
Thanks Troy, Aileen, Jeff, Troy, Nancy, Laurie, Darcy, Pearl,Kathryn, James for your insightful inputs!
Yes Dolphi...you hit the nail on the head!
I hope so, Leah!
You are rigfht. Looking leads us to jerks!
He will turn up when he has to. Let him search for me, his perfect woman!