In 1975, R&B/country-rock band Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show released Bankrupt, their 4th album containing songs written by Shel Silverstein. Like the previous three, it had a number of songs you couldn't play on the radio (in this case 7 out of the 12 were either ribald or had self-medication as their subject matter.
I forget the name of their fifth record. It was bland, cutesy and aimed towards a commercial market of small children and others who like their music with a couple extra scoops of sugar. ****
Dr. Hook never released a challenging record again.
I thought about flagging this post is inappropriate, but I did not. The names of the songs may be strongly suggestive, but they are not in of themselves vulgar. If you do not like talk about libertine drunkenness or promiscuity this may not be for you.
The art of Dr. Hook was about more than offending, but if even a little schmutz shocks you, stop now.
Before Dr. Hook took their turn towards commercial bubblegum music, they were what my friends and I knew as a "biker band". While I have never been a biker - can't even drive a hog - I spent a fair amount of time with bikers in my teens and twenties. Dr. Hook's music had that mix of pain, sentimentality and rudeness that, to me, characterized biker culture.
My favorite thing about Dr. Hook was the emotional unpredictability. They would establish in no uncertain terms their credentials for indecency, with a song like "Come on in" where a farmer invites travelers to stop for the night and participate in any number of improper behaviors: "I don't know where you slept last night, or what ya been learnin' in school, but if you're ever around my barn you can ____ my ____." They would then follow that with the precious, heart-rending "Wonderful Soup Stone", a song about family and a single mother trying to feed her children. Each of the first three Dr. Hook albums were this sort of roller coaster. Laugh. Cry. Laugh. Bust a gut. Cry again.
Bankrupt retained the outrageous, but had only one sentimental piece, "Cooky and Lila". "Only Sixteen" doesn't count for me as sentimental, in part because it's not that great of a song, and also because that Sam Cooke cover marks – for me – the start of their artistic decline.
I highly recommend Bankrupt, Sloppy Seconds (their second record), and Belly Up (their third). To get the full impact, I would listen to all songs on the records, but if you wish, you can single out these cuts that best match what you're looking for.
For heartfelt music, I recommend: Cooky and Lila* ; You Ain't Got the Right**; The Wonderful Soup Stone**; Carry Me Carrie***; The Things I Didn't Say***; Last Mornin'***; Turn on the World***; and I Can't Touch the Sun***.
If you're not into sentimentality but instead want bawdy and raucous I recommend: The Millionaire*; Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me*; On the Way to the Bottom*; Penicillin Penny**; Come On In**; andFreaker's Ball***.
Other good tunes that combine the sweet and naughty are: Everybody Loves Me*; Life Ain't Easy**; Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Groupie**; If I'd Only Come and Gone***; and Stayin Song***.
One song belongs in a category of its own, and while I feel compelled to mention it I don't want to recommend it. Get My Rocks Off, from Sloppy Seconds, is one of the most offensive things I've ever heard. I can't imagine the record being complete without it, but I always skip it – even when I'm at home listening to the record all alone. It's that bad.
My last part of this tribute to Dr. Hook involves the cover art of these three records.
You can tell from my copy of Sloppy Seconds that this record has been well loved, like an old Teddy Bear.
If you get the meaning of the album title, you're not as innocent as you might want me to believe : )
Bankrupt has this beautiful image of them (robbing?) a bank.

And then on the back cover of Bankrupt, they're arguing with their accountant.
It's the Belly Up album cover that I love most, and really captures the band's essence. On the double-fold cover, they're all trashed in this ratty looking bar. That's the rowdy Dr. Hook.




But open the cover and on the inside, they are clearly posing with their mothers (and in at least one case I think a grandmother). That's the family-loving, down-home side of the band that constitutes what used to be called "redeeming social value".


Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show was, is and always will be one of my favorites.
If you thought they we're only about the bland hits "Only Sixteen" and "A Little Bit More", find these records.
Revelation is every day if you have any interest in looking for it.
* Bankrupt ** Belly Up *** Sloppy Seconds
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**** (Well, okay, okay, maybe "You Make My Pants Wanna Get Up and Dance" was a fun tune.)


Comments: 35
The killer line for me is when the mother says, "Thank you for calling, and sir won't you call back again." It's clear Sylvia has walked into the room, and mother doesn't want her to know she's hanging up on the poor guy.
This is what I mean when I say the combination of Shel Silverstein and this band created some devastating moments (even if hearing them over and over again might have tarnished the novelty some).
Remember "More Time With My Back To the Wall"... I've had Dr. Hook songs on my mind all day. Think I'll get the CDs out.
I'm afraid I don't do iTunes, or any other form of download. Between the local 89.3 (The Current) and the old vinyl I have access to, I have little desire to buy CDs or newer music. I am happy the Dr. Hook is available, and the idea of being able to purchase individual songs is very appealing (as long as all the songs off the original album are available).
Marie LeVeau! I seem to recall knowing that was a Shel Silverstein song! Wow. Those circuits are fried . . .
Oh it ain't alright if you do downs, do downs, do downs
It ain't alright if you do downs, all the live long day
'Cause you'd wanna sleep all night, you'd wanna sleep all day
But I bet my money on a bag of reds, somebody do downs today
Try not to die, try not to die
Try not to die, not to die, not today
And then there's this other tune; don't know which album it's from cause Dean Berry sent me his own mix CD of Dr. Hook, but from the lyrics, I gotta assume it's called "If You Leave Me, I will kill you" or somesuch. Here's the opening verse:
If you try to walk away
On them pretty legs
I will saw them off and pick you up and take you home
Because I love you
And I'll kill you
If you leave me
2nd verse is just as good.
But my list of all time Dr. Hook favs include Queen of the Silver Dollar (my 1st favorite song - As a pre-teen, I even think I had a crush on that girl), Bubblin' Up, Come on Carrie, Cookie & Lila, Soup Stone and Millionaire.
C-YA soon Ron. Will be in Ouray on Monday.
For the uninitiated, the Do Downs tune Jim cites above is sung to the melody of Camptown Races. Jim, I'll be coming into Ouray on Sunday. Can't wait to catch up.
"Please don't understand me, it's not love I'm tryin to buy. It's just I got all this here money, and I'm a pretty ugly guy." - The Millionaire (off Bankrupt)
She arrives in all her splendor
Evr'y nigt
At nine o'clock
And her chariot
Is a cross-town bus
That stops just down the block
Then the old piano minstrel
Plays a song as she walks in
And the Queen of the Silver Dollar
She's home again.
She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar,
And she rules the smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass
And a bar stool is her throne.
And the jesters
The flock around her
And they fight
To win her favor
And see which one
Will take the Queen
Of the Silver Dollar home.
The Queen of the Silver Dollar
Is not as haughty as she seems.
She was once an ordinary girl
With ordinary dreams.
But I found her
And I won her
And I brought her to this world.
Yes.
I'm the man who made a queen
From a simple country girl.
Queen of the Silver Dollar (Shel Silverstein)
Loved Dr. Hook. My babysitter used to play some of their stuff when my sister went to bed. I thought they were hilarious, even when I was 10 or 12. This was WAY back before ratings stickers...so I'm sure her mom and dad had no idea what was on the albums.
Mine did....and she was told not to bring them around anymore. : (
Thanks Ron....good memories.
My parent's motel used to host a school group from Corpus Chrisiti, Texas. One night they were going to have a dance, and a committee was formed to evaluate my record collection. Santana Arbraxas was set on the unacceptable pile; "Ob-seen pictures." The Chuck Berry record was put aside without any scrutiny (they'd heard "My Dingaling"). Then they got to Sloppy Seconds, which has all the lyrics written out on the inside of the cover. They lingered over that awhile . . .
I can't understand why happiness is so much a problem for some people.
Not surprised about the reaction to your records...BUT..Arbraxas being unacceptable because of PICTURES...were you planning on projecting the images on the ceiling? LOL. Too funny.
That was good for a laugh. I don't understand why happiness is such a problem for so many people. I think they are people who can't be happy and just don't want anyone else to be if they aren't.
Sandy, I guess the idea that someone can achieve joy here on Earth - without shrinking their sphincter to a singularity - is a very dangerous idea.