Here's something I just don't get: grown men wearing professional sports team jerseys out to the mall. A seven year old kid, maybe, but a thirty-something? What's the message they're trying to get across?
"My name is Nash and I play for the Suns."
"I play basketball, so I need a jersey like this."
"I'm as much of a stud as Nash."
"I paid so much for this damn jersey I can't afford a shirt."
"I'm wearing Nash's jersey because I want to be just like him."
What is it? Why do they do that?!?


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Now this phenomenon is peculiar to California, I think. Men, some of the in their thirties and forties, buy a brand new full-size Ford, Chevy or Dodge pickup...extended cab or crew cab. And then they spend a lot of money screwing it up...putting HUGE tires on it and jacking it up a foot or more. The tires are "knobbies"...off-road treads that howl when the truck is doing anything over about 20 mph. The jacked-up vehicle handles horribly, and the high center-of-gravity makes rollover accidents much more likely. The big tires add rolling friction and wind resistance. The driveshaft U-joints have to accomodate a severe angle, shortening their life to a few thousand miles. So...a perfectly good truck is turned into an unsafe, ill-handling, inefficient, noisy abomination. And it costs a LOT of money to do this!
But here's the thing that makes it absolutely insane, if anything further is needed: The front bumper ends up at just about the head-level of a person driving a normal vehicle, so in a T-bone accident, it is likely that the driver or front-seat passenger would be decapitated.
I have read that this is illegal. Front bumper height cannot exceed a certain value. But there are thousands of these abominations lurching about the roads of Southern California, and I have never seen the cops do anything about it.
To repeat your question: Why do they do that? I guess it's some macho thing. Whenever I see one, I think that the driver should be home playing with his Tonkas in the sandbox.
So I think the message is "Go Suns".
Or maybe as John says, hey, I got this shirt hangin' in my closet...
I don't think I ever said it bothered me. I said I don't understand the reasons why guys do it, and the only ones I can think of seem rather silly. And it wasn't me that made a big deal out of it - the professional sports leagues make LOTS of money out of it.