36 interesting facts

1)      I like an extremely broad spectrum of music, but I don't like the Greatful Dead, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Jimmi Hendrix or the Doors.  A lot of people think this means my taste in music is terrible even though I like a large number of things they like besides those bands.

2)      I CAN'T eat if I'm depressed.  That's how I lost 15 pounds my first semester of college.  I also, unfortunately, eat too much if I'm happy.  That's how I gained 20 pounds since February.

3)      I'm obsessed with Sweden and have been since before I ever visited.

4)      I fall in love with girls I hardly know, but then they either annoy me or else I become friends with them.  I don't think I would ever really do it with a girl for that reason.

5)      When my mother became a nudist, it pretty much inspired me to do whatever I want whenever I want because anytime my mother criticizes me, I just think, "yeah, but you're naked all the time."

6)      Being unproductive makes me extremely unhappy.  I used to go crazy during summer vacation and I'd have to make up new tasks for myself like learning to cook something or printing a tee-shirt, otherwise I'd mope around the house all day.

7)      I'm obsessed with my dad.  I still have that little kid, "my dad could beat up your dad mentality."  And yes, I really think my dad could beat you up.

8)      Anything my dad does wrong I blame on my stepmom, even though I know it's not really her doing.

9)      I love embodying contradictions, like innocent and slutty, brilliant and moronic.  I gave up on trying to be anything or make myself anything quite a while ago, but if I was going to try to be something I'm not naturally, I would just try to be as many contradictory things as possible.

10)  I hate dating people with the exact same interests as me.  I want them to like complimentary things to what I like, but I think exact pairing is just too boring and predictable.

11)  In 9^th grade I dumped a guy because he was a bad kisser, or rather, because I was afraid of his bad kisses.  It made me feel too awkward always trying to avoid his wet, slobbery, teethy kissing and I just couldn't deal with it.

12)  I kinda love having surgery and going to the dentist.  I love the way my teeth feel when they just got cleaned, and I like being completely unaware that a doctor is removing part of my body.

13)  I love the smell of bleach.

14)  If I don't eat and I think about it, I get horribly sick and obnoxiously bitchy.  But if I don't think about it, I can go all day without food and be perfectly fine.

15)  I got a journalism degree secretly hoping to get a job at the Daily Show or the Onion.  I hate newspapers.

16)  I hate ants more than any other thing alive.  I'd rather go hang out in a cockroach village than sit next to an ant hill.  Since I was a kid I've had nightmares involving ants.

17)  Before I started taking anti-depressants, I would hallucinate a lot.

18)  Until I was 13, I had nightmares every single night.  Many of them involved cartoon shows like ghost busters or the jetsons.

19)  I can't stand having water in my ears, but I love swimming.

20)  I am friends with almost all of my ex-boyfriends.   And I lived with 2 of them.  I think that it's way easier to be friends with exes than with non-exes because you already know them at their worst and you never really want to have sex with them because you already know how bad it is.

21)  I secretly think heroin is a sexy drug and I had to work hard in my slutty days to not do it with a lot of addicts.

22)  I used to be a huge slut, but I got mad when people said that.

23)  In high school I got really pissed when I saw women not wearing bras and I vowed to never do that.  Now I only wear bras for special occasions.

24)  I like hardboiled eggs wrapped in sausage and then deep fried, even though it's probably the grossest thing I can think of.

25)  I love spiders, I always try to save them when they're in the tub or if they're mean ones in the house I try to catch them and bring them outside.

26)  I don't mind nude modeling because I think that people jerk off to attractive girls anyway and you're taking away the freedom of imagination when you provide them with a picture of it.

27)  I think money shots are the funniest thing ever and my friend bought me a porn of just cum shots once and I like watching it for laughs.

28)  I love writing, but don't really want to be a professional because it's too demanding and I'm a lazy ass.

29)  I'm very insecure about my lack of rhythm and I've gotten in fights with my boyfriend for making fun of me for it.

30)  I would really love for women to be able to rape men, and the whole going limp thing pisses me off because it makes it mostly impossible.

31)  I don't care about going to restaurants that aren't clean because I seriously believe that most of them are filthy anyway.

32)  I would love to eat human one day and I don't think cannibalism's that bad.

33)  I love Halloween in theory, but the holiday never proves to be as good as I hope.

34)  I think that if people are going to eat meat they should go to a slaughter house and see what happens to the cows.  It's really lame to eat a steak and pretend it doesn't come from a cow.  If you're going to eat meat, acknowledge that you're eating an animal.

35)  I only cried during Titanic to prove my friend that I wasn't heartless like she said I was before we went into the movie.  Nowadays I probably would have said she's stupid and then laughed when they were dying.

36)  I always cry when I watch Rules Of Attraction.