Challenge - create a funny new computer virus profile definition.
I received these 'funny' computer virus names from a friend.
Some were clever, but I thought that the resourceful witty gatherites I read could easily better these. Can we do it? I say YES.
Computer Virus Profiles
Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.
Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to stabilize around 350 GB
Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
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Hogan, there's a lot of stuff forwarded around in email that is in effect in the public domain because the original author never took credit. Forwarding a publicly shared email like this is one thing, the wholesale theft of other people's copyrighted articles and then taking credit for them here is another.
It may be that Gather will have to be less lenient on all cuts and pastes of any kind if people like you can't seem to understand the diffrence.
(Sorry to get off-topic.)
***Amish Virus Alert***
You have just received the Amish virus.Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files on your hard drive, then forward this message to everyone in your address book.
Thank thee.
Amish Computer Department
Thou art welcome.
Ok, give me a second......