Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â GATHER YOGURT EATERS UNITE!
So I gotÂ tired of carrying 10 extra poundsÂ mostly around my middle and cursing at my wife because my pants are too tight. RemedyÂ is to diet. How?Â Â In the supermarket I was in back of an old crazy lady who had piled up about 40 Dannon Yogurts on the rack. But as appearances can be deceiving this crazy old lady told the checker to let me go ahead of her.Â So how crazy can she be?
Anyway - whatever else - the 40 containers of yogurt were like a red flare in a black sky. Â Some mysterious force was sending me a message. The message was diet on primarily eating Yogurt. Voila! One problem solved.
Next issue: which yogurt should I eat. No insignificant issue. Has anyone noticed the great Yogurt conspiracy taking the form of a notable reduction in the size of the containers with no equally notable reduction in price? So I figure I better make my mind up fast before there is another reduction in quantity.
The solution was easy. Having recently had Dannon Light and Lively I knew that was out of contention. Too light for me and not lively enough. But since I have had fond memories of having enjoyed the tangy taste of Dannon Yogurt - the official kind - years ago why not have a reunion?
Too boot - I like most of the fruit at the bottom and also like mixing it up - nothing like exercise. And to further boot - there was a large supply of peach flavor which is my favorite.
But the real clencher - and the point of this long winded meandering - is the serendipitous tops of the boxes. The labels indicate that you can win $25000 by collecting the tops underneathe which are printed numbers.
To be perfectly honest I have not read all of the instructions but I infer if you get enough of the right numbers you can win the big prize.
Finally to the point and purpose of the posting. If anyone thinks I am going to dedicate my life to collecting Dannon Yogurt tops - like I imagine the crazy old lady is probably doing - they are crazy.
But - and here is a big but - IN UNITY THERE IS STRENGTH.
What if, I thought in a brilliant flash - I were to invite interested Gatherers to collect their tops and send them to me.
Ok I can just imagine your responses. Why should we work to have you possibly - probably - win 25000. Why are you so special?
You all would be right. But what if I pledged to keep an accurate tally of who sends how many tops so that if we win you would get your just percentage? Now have I stirred your interest?
Assuming that you cannot pass up this opportunity to become rich and famous while I do most of the dirty work - you can e mail me at email@example.com. If requested I will also keep a tally and print your name so all can see.
Bottom line - I have been involved in many worth while projects in my life such as figuring out the true nature of reality but never have I ever been stirred to such deep depths and high heights of passion and dedication.
If anyone has any further suggestions IÂ am eager toÂ hear your responses.
P.S. In three days of almost just Yogurt I have lost 2 pounds.