by Jillbilly H.
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June 5, 2006

An Ode to the Creepy Guy in Math Class

June 08, 2006 03:29 PM EDT (Updated: June 10, 2006 01:07 PM EDT)
views: 113 | rating: 9.1/10 (10 votes) | comments: 48

Oh creepy guy you are so freaky
You always seem to smell so reek-y
I love you from your creepy eyes
All the way down to those freaky lies
When you finally take a stand
And drag me firmly by the hand
Force me into your creepy house
I will stay quiet as a mouse
For you creepy guy I will
Promise to stay absolutely still
I will not travel above ground
When the cops come snooping around
Cause creepy guy, I love you
As long as you don't rate my poo

 

(Previously posted in Spank Mr. Kitten)

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Comments: 48

Jihaan Karjeker Jun 8, 2006, 3:34pm EDT
LOL. I suppose even creepy guys need someone to love them!
A C Jun 8, 2006, 3:37pm EDT
Delightful. And creepy.
X Tabber Jun 8, 2006, 3:47pm EDT
Rate my poo?

Sounds very Gather oriented.
Jillbilly H. Jun 8, 2006, 3:51pm EDT
It used to be a joke website to mock all the rating sites that were out there. I don't know if it still exists now.
X Tabber Jun 8, 2006, 4:20pm EDT
My brother still sends me digital photos of dumps that he's particularly proud of.

This from a 40+ year old partner in a major big 5 accounting firm.
Molly Pockets Jun 8, 2006, 4:22pm EDT
Creepy! :-)
Rushmore J. Jun 8, 2006, 4:36pm EDT
that seems like a pretty creepy desire JJ, but if you want me that way I promise I won't rate your poo. Very funny.
Martha Jette, Author/Editor Jun 8, 2006, 5:28pm EDT
Definitely not my type!
And Eric: Ewwwwwww!
X Tabber Jun 8, 2006, 5:32pm EDT
snicker
donna f. Jun 8, 2006, 5:33pm EDT
The bad news is that in ten years Creepy guy will be a CEO of a major corporation, probably the one that signs your paycheck.
John F Walter Jun 8, 2006, 10:14pm EDT
Witty, funny with its repetition of "creep" and imaginative in its outcome, with the speaker now the creepy man groupie, poo and all!
Aileen F. Jun 8, 2006, 11:27pm EDT
Well written and funny, but we definitely have different tastes!
manoj sanyal Jun 9, 2006, 2:31am EDT
Hahaha!!! Surely creepy!! (winks)
rochelle moore Jun 9, 2006, 6:38am EDT
lol...unique I can give you that
Patty C. Jun 9, 2006, 8:25am EDT
Creepy! Sounds like a guy who asked me out in high school!
Holy S**T (pardon the pun), Eric! Who knew public accounting was so kinky?
Annina Anton Jun 9, 2006, 12:42pm EDT
Creepy indeedy.
Carrie Cahill Jun 9, 2006, 12:51pm EDT
lol..great. :)
Jillbilly H. Jun 10, 2006, 12:22pm EDT
Good point Gretel, although he was rather cute and a lot of the liberal arts boys smell funny
David D. Gilbaugh Jun 10, 2006, 9:34pm EDT
What the hell was that?

It was absolutely delightful, thats the hell it was. What a fun trip, I hope it was meant to be; A love trip.
mona d. Jun 13, 2006, 9:22am EDT
damn funny and disturbing - good combo!
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 11:56am EDT
Those are the scents I reffer to Gretel.
And John, I'm not familiar with that one, I should check it out
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 1:40pm EDT
Only 27 comments on this piece of poo?
Where are the rest of the poets?
Wonder what if Eric L's brother and Donna's F's CEO were actually the same person and all his employees found out about his peculiar habit and quit - would they ever cash their final paychecks if they really thought about where his pen has been - like, in his HAND?
Hey kids! Let's make a creepy pact and keep this excellent thread going *forever and ever* - okay?
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 1:43pm EDT
Gretel - do us a favor and issue no further reports about where your liberal dog nose has been. Creepy.
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 2:10pm EDT
Sounds good to me Peg
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 4:07pm EDT
No I'm not
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 4:38pm EDT
Now she sounds scared. Way to go John.
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 4:41pm EDT
His last album is great and, I'm sure John will agree, he died too way too soon.
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 4:48pm EDT
I'll check it out
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 6:25pm EDT
ok, yeah
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 7:00pm EDT
You know, I feel stupid now for not knowing the name of the person that did that song.

Sounds like a great show, even if he was bitter.
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 7:40pm EDT
Yes, as Jane said, sounds like a great show especially in retrospect. Makes me wonder what Zevon was going through at the time. I've seen performances that were incredibly generous and others that left my opinion of the artist forever changed.

But man, that last album is a killer....
Photomaven by bend, beyond the music, I also love the simple and direct portrait of Zevon on the cover. He's looking right at the camera and you can see it all in his eyes - resignation? Anger?

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/6099312/a/Wind.htm

Though it seems far more deliberate' and emblematic, check out Mapplethorpe's final self portrait taken when he knew he was dying of AIDS. It stunned me the first time I saw it hanging in a gallery - slightly bigger than life.

http://www.guggenheimcollection.org/site/artist_work_md_97A_3.html
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 14, 2006, 7:42pm EDT
Oh yeah - don't feel stupiid, for pity sake, Jane, unless you're over 35.
And I apologize for talking the thread off-topic.
Back to poo?
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 7:44pm EDT
Yeah, but I'm sort of a music person, and I really do love that song, so I do feel stupid.
I don't really mind. I'm just trying not to do the one thing I really need to do at work today, so anything that helps discourage that soar in productivity is a plus
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 15, 2006, 12:40am EDT
Sin é, John A.
Sin é.
Peg (Mistress of the Obvious) S. Jun 15, 2006, 9:32am EDT
Not dumb at all. No reason why you should. It's one of my favorite expressions in Irish but I did not want to appear snottish by translating as if I really know the language (I don't) so maybe I shouldn't have used it at all. There's really no way to say 'Yes' in Irish. Sin é means or can mean 'Yes!' or less emphatically, 'That's it' and in another context, 'It is done.' 'End of story.'
Your comment on those two songs of Zevons says it all.
Could also be said over a good poo.
BTW - It's pronounced SHIN-AY
Jillbilly H. Jun 15, 2006, 11:38am EDT
Thanks for the tips guys, I will deffinately check out his last album and Peg, that was something cool to learn and I also am glad you used it.
Leah Christensen Jun 15, 2006, 10:18pm EDT
VERY creepy!
sheryl r. Jun 18, 2006, 6:36am EDT
we have a creepy guy at work. the geek with the black glasses,balding on the top,real weird. talks down about women,thinks he is god's gift to them besides.He thinks every chick wants to have sex with him and while he is talking to one,he is undressing them with his eyes,or staring at their crotch. Yuck Not sure who would fall in love with him,but i am sure there is someone out there. thanks for this ,it was great.
Jillbilly H. Jun 18, 2006, 1:34pm EDT
Ewww, he deffinately wasn't that kind of creepy guy Sheryl. We used to have a guy like that at Guitar Center and I constantly harssesed him because he anoyed the hell out of me.
No, this was more of the stand-offish, probably lives in his mother's basement and does taxidermy type creepy guys
sheryl r. Jun 19, 2006, 8:39pm EDT
this guy lives with grandma and is really a pervert,thinks everyone wants to have sex with him
Jillbilly H. Jun 19, 2006, 8:58pm EDT
Ewww, I don't know anyone who wants to have sex with someone that lives with grandma

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