by Jillbilly H.
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June 5, 2006

Bob

June 07, 2006 09:27 PM EDT
views: 46 | rating: 9.4/10 (7 votes) | comments: 14

There once was a cow named Bob

Carrots he liked to Rob

Big, bright beautiful carrots

Crispity, Crunchity Carrots

Then one day there was no more

So Bob walked to the store

He tried and tried to open the door

He opened it an inch, but no more

Suddenly it came to Bob

"I will steal corn on the cob"

 

 

 

(I wrote this all the way back in Freshman year of high school and still have it memorized.  I know it's silly, but I love it)

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Comments: 14

Justine E. Jun 7, 2006, 9:32pm EDT
you're a silly.
Linda Douglas Jun 7, 2006, 9:35pm EDT
That was silly, but cute and well done.
Jake S. Jun 7, 2006, 9:44pm EDT
I like this because it shows how far you've progressed. Was that diplomatic?

It IS cute.
Amy Logan Jun 7, 2006, 9:52pm EDT
too cute. I am going to fish out some of my old poems from middle school.
Madame Donna C. Jun 7, 2006, 10:12pm EDT
Definitely very cute.
jessie voigts Jun 7, 2006, 10:37pm EDT
love it! lillie laughed!
elise p Jun 8, 2006, 1:19am EDT
one smart cow! well, slow but smart.
Leah Christensen Jun 8, 2006, 2:38am EDT
I needed some silly stuff tonigt!
Kathryn E. Jun 8, 2006, 7:42am EDT
Good and silly. Thanks.
Mary M. Alward Jun 8, 2006, 1:37pm EDT
Very cute and love the play with words.
Carol Voigts Jun 8, 2006, 2:54pm EDT
Crispity, cruncity-- I loved those words
Rushmore J. Jun 8, 2006, 3:29pm EDT
D - all of the above
Summer Foovay Jun 8, 2006, 4:49pm EDT
Thanks for the chuckle!
Jillbilly H. Jun 14, 2006, 12:00pm EDT
You know snarky, I never thought about it that way, thanks for pointing out the subconcious to me.

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