Wash The Dirt Off First!

Clean the dirt off your arm (because you never know who you'll see at Target)

I ran to Target today in search of a rug to put in front of the new dryer that got delivered today. I found one for $4…which is good because all the bathmats/small rugs these days start at around $15/$20. Any cost savings right now is key because the new dryer with parts and delivery is $900 before rebates. I doubt the dryer will last 40 years like the last one mind you.

Yes, I had dirt on my arm while at Target. Why, you ask…well because I had just finished watering the veggie garden and planting flowers. I was coated in spray-sunscreen. Dirt sticks to sunscreen like nobody's business. I figured why shower when I still have to sweep the basement.

Wrong choice. While there I ran into two former co-workers who I have not seen since 2002. We worked together for nearly 4 years. I tried to make awkward small talk and catch up on their lives. I realized I must look like hell. A faux tan sweat pant shorts tank top orange fishing hat hell. And I was so distraught I forgot to give them my updated biz card. Oh well, I'll send them an e-mail later with all my contact info.

I often tell friends to always make sure they are dressed when they go grocery shopping. I have a joke with a colleague that we never run into each other in the grocery store (despite the fact that we only live a few miles apart). My theory is that he does not recognize me in my non-work clothes. It's the whole thing about being out of context.

It never fails…when I make an effort and shower and put on something other than sweats I run into no one. And when I'm sweaty, dirty, and well…dirty…I run into people. It's like the Gods want to see me squirm.

So I brushed off the dirt and came home (only to get more dirt on me).

I wrote this while Gather was down...since then there's an update: the dirt did not dampen the spirit--us ladies are working out a time to get together after work for drinks with a friend & other former co-worker. It's all good.