A hedgehog is a spiny critter.
They never sing.
They seldom twitter.
But though you'll think it way too long
come sing my prickly hedgehog song!
A sticky-backed insectivore
may think he knows
what bugs are for.
Never will there come a day
when he'll be bugged by NSA.
He is not an American.
His hairs are made
with keratin.
When asked if he'll come out to play,
he may just simply roll away.
He likes to party late at night.
I heard his squeal
and died of fright.
He smells something! He is anointing
his spines in each direction pointing.
So sing it loud and sing it long,
this self-appointed hedgehog song.
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