by Stephen Schneider
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December 4, 2005

THE WEIRDEST PLACE . . .

May 11, 2006 04:53 PM UTC (Updated: June 02, 2006 02:36 PM UTC)
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Memories are the finest treasures. Wonderful little nuggets you can conjure up when needed to roll on your tongue and taste the sweetness again.

One jewel was produced when I was making my "interesting" lists last week.

I described the strangest place that I have ever made whoopy to use the term of "The Newlywed Game."

I married my first wife in 1972 when I was 23.

During the first year of marriage, our passions were seldom exhausted. Like most newlyweds, we weren't confined to places or time.

One weekend we were going to Mexico to her parents' campground on the Rio Hardy.

We were traveling in a cab-over camper with her mom and dad in the "cab" part while we "entertained" ourselves in the "over" sleeping quarters.

Nothing was ever said, so I have to assume that any swaying noticed by them must have been attributed to the wind. Winds can be a problem in the desert.

It's a little embarrassing to say that my desires and judgment haven't tempered with age. I only wish I could say the same about my abilities.

So what golden memories do you have?

Comments: 47

Aileen F. May 11, 2006, 5:06pm UTC
On a floating raft in a swimming pool. Man, we were talented!
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:08pm UTC
Must have been lightweights too, hehe.
Nancy S. May 11, 2006, 5:10pm UTC
in the swimming pool in my backyard, during the day...... whoa!
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:12pm UTC
I seem to notice a trend here. Water, eh? Makes you think about swimming in the neighbor's pool.
Faith H. May 11, 2006, 5:15pm UTC
on a sandy beach in a pup tent, wild and windy night. btw only two years ago.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:16pm UTC
I'm on my way over Faith
Faith H. May 11, 2006, 5:18pm UTC
I'll try to ahhh, fit you in.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:22pm UTC
See, all that flouncing got you a waiting list
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:27pm UTC
Again with the water, any pics? Jacuzzi's in the northern world are wonderful places. Maybe even happy.
Faith H. May 11, 2006, 5:29pm UTC
oh yeah, that sauna in upper michigan....
X Tabber May 11, 2006, 5:29pm UTC
Umm, no water for me.

On the front porch of her house, with the outside light on, and a guy walking his dog past...

I got nailed...

I guess she did too?
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:32pm UTC
oooh, speaking of Michigan. I need to add the hood of a car in an elementary school parking lot. Prompted by a jacuzzi in Michigan. Sorry to out you, you know who.
Faith H. May 11, 2006, 5:34pm UTC
oh and my back porch, late one night. oh, and the laundry room, geez, I better shut up.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:35pm UTC
In the face of God and next door neighbors is fun isn't it Eric.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:36pm UTC
Faith, I guess the "lazy slut" tag fits eh? I love it
X Tabber May 11, 2006, 5:38pm UTC
Man, I sure hope God wasn't watching... I won't be able to go into synogogue ever again.

Damn.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:39pm UTC
See, the Catholics may have something with the confessional
Faith H. May 11, 2006, 5:39pm UTC
did you think I'd make something like that up ;-)
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:40pm UTC
You are my kind of woman, toots! With some women, it's false advertising
X Tabber May 11, 2006, 5:41pm UTC
Yeah, good point. Shocking priests is pretty fun from what i hear...
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:43pm UTC
There's a lot of priests that would probably shock me
Sandy Knauer May 11, 2006, 5:52pm UTC
excluding all the water places and the men who are dead, I'm settling on the picnic table, which seems a little boring.
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 5:53pm UTC
That would depend on whether there were ants involved at the picnic.
HGM Moya Goatley May 11, 2006, 6:17pm UTC
Stephen, didn't I say "farewell" to you. I'm glad of your swift return, especially as your article made me smile. Hm! how about a ship's engine room? Sweet vibrations.! Moya
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 6:19pm UTC
Omigosh, that's terrific, especially if it was a BIG ship
Tanja Edwards May 11, 2006, 9:49pm UTC
Interesting! I've done it in the ocean, twice, and in an abandoned cabin in the hills of south central Oklahoma. (Yes, there are hills in Oklahoma!)
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 9:52pm UTC
Geez, I never saw any hills. The ocean, really? Seems like it would be hard to keep your balance.
Christopher Bell May 11, 2006, 10:02pm UTC
Behind the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln memorial in Washington,
DC. Gotta love old Abe! Chris
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 10:04pm UTC
Your honesty would make him proud
Robert Leaverton May 11, 2006, 10:37pm UTC
On top of the grave of a 100 year old woman in a cemetary in broad daylihgt. I managed to get poison ivy on the tops of my toes.

RKL
Stephen Schneider May 11, 2006, 10:48pm UTC
I doubt that she minded, She prolly just gave the poison ivy for spite
Faith H. May 12, 2006, 7:55am UTC
Robert! and you a man of the cloth........yikes, this means you read my confessions up the thread. lordy.
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 8:13am UTC
Now even HE knows toots
Serina Matteson May 12, 2006, 9:26am UTC
I'm going to say in the garage, up against the car, with the garage door open, during the day and cars driving by. I just pray there weren't any kids getting a show. Too many times in my parent's pool to count. In the back yard, on the trampoline, at night. And on the beach one night, under a cover. But I'm sure the people passing by could tell what was going on. I've never been the silent type.
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 9:28am UTC
Ahhh a "screaming Serina" eh?
Serina Matteson May 12, 2006, 9:53am UTC
Sometimes, if memory serves me correctly, I could get a little carried away. Now I've went and told too much on myself. (Blushing as I write this) But what the hell. Maybe I should have put that on my 100 things about me list. Haha.
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 9:54am UTC
I suspected all along, hehe. Sorry that it tries your memory so.
Nancy S. May 12, 2006, 12:40pm UTC
Oh my, I forgot the time on Wrightsville Beach, NC, dark, almost rainy, no blanket, on the sand...... Started to pour...... did not dampen the spirit, however!
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 12:44pm UTC
That sounds much more romantic Nancy, but doesn't the sand get places it ought not be?
gay foster May 12, 2006, 3:04pm UTC
hood of the caddy, middle of winter, dead of night, in the parkinglot of the local elemantary school!
member?
gay foster May 12, 2006, 3:13pm UTC
oh shit, should have read comments......
embarrassed and bare assed
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 3:15pm UTC
bare assed and cold too
Nancy S. May 12, 2006, 8:03pm UTC
I gotta say, Christopher Bell wins the prize!!!!
Stephen Schneider May 12, 2006, 8:06pm UTC
Damn, I don't know what the prize is either
WM H. May 12, 2006, 8:12pm UTC
On the ground in a boatyard seperated from a public park by a hedge.
Colleen Nielsen May 13, 2006, 5:57pm UTC
You naughty, naughty boy! A graveyard, believe it or not. Let's just say we brought some"life" into that cemetary that day!

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