My 100 things....(100 to 80)

100 Things you might want to know about me...but were afraid to ask...and then sorry you asked....

100. I am a great GENIUS...in my mind (Queen of the Mental Midgets)

99. I believe the one who dies with the most bones in their closet...WINS!

98. I need a second closet.

97. I speak Spanish. Not enough to be fluent. Not enough to say I know a little. Just a little enough to get me in big trouble.

96. My four month old wears the pants in the family.

97. When the four month old (hereby know as The Girl) takes the pants off, the two year old (aka The Boy) puts them on.

96. Four months post-partum...those damn pants don't seem to fit me anymore.

95. If the Man goes looking for the pants.....I am throwing them in the closet with the bones....the alternate closet.

94. My favorite color is yellow. Being a woman of womanly mind, I reserve the right to have "other favorites". Being a woman of sound mind as determined and certified by the New Orleans Corps of Civil Engineers, I reserve the decision to have "other favorites" to be limited to colors, tasty treats, and flowers as I have discovers having too many "other favorites" of the opposite sex results in more bones for the closet...and we already know space is an issue.

93. There was a time in my life where tasty treats might have meant someone of the opposite sex.....but I have determined that at times that can be a spurious correlation. (for whom I am not telling...check with the bones)

92. Molly Ivins is my hero.

91. My wildest dream is to one day to be paid for writing inconsquential drivel such as this.

90. I know that there is a job somewhere and it involves directions for putting things together (such as bicycles, tricycles, and all of Barbie's Real Estate holdings such as Metro Barbie's Cool Condo, Travelling Barbie's Ravishing RV, and SlumLord Barbie's Harrowing Hoveltown) . I know I could do it better and reduce stress levels in the US by half. (I wonder if there is an international need for this as well)

89. I know that the ones who currently hold/held these positions, are/were serving under Bush in some cushy appointment like say FEMA director, foriegn policy advisors, etc)

88. The real reason I will never have a job like that is not because I have bones in my closet....but because I don't have a closet big enough to hide them well and in pretty bow tied, horse shaped boxes.

87. I believe there is a difference between being a religous individual and an individual laden with religiousity. The Religiousity Laden will remind you.

86. Sometimes I fear that "all in all (we're) you're just another brick in the wall"...and it frightens me.

85. I think that "Liberty for All" means we have the freedom to take risks, say what we want, do what we can, fall on our @$$es ocassionally, pick ourselves up, brush ourselves off, start all over again.....without a warning label to notify us that we might be falling on our asses sometimes. Asses are padded for this reason. It is risky to do otherwise.

84. When I was born I was a diamond in the rough.....I have had enough happen to me, fell down a whole lot of times, fought my way out of things, got myself into them.....but with time, a quick polish, and placement in just the right setting....you can see me in all my multi-faceted brilliance

83. I hate it when someone askes "Why bother to try?" I think you should try because you can.

82. I like to read...but I sometimes wonder if it is a dying art or skill. Or if I killed it with posts like this.

81. I am a spelling freeeeaak. If I made a spelling error I will go thru the 5 stages of grief....Denial (Not me!), Anger (What a snarky indivdual to point out my error), bargaining (I promise to write it 50x on the board), depression (I don't want to be a non spelling droglodite) and finally acceptance (your spelling bee days are over my dear) Now if YOU make a spelling error....muah ah ah ah

80. I like cheesecake.

79 to 60 will come in a furture installment....thanks for bearing with me!!