Why do hot chicks always hang out with fat girls?
There are probably tons of deep psychological theories on this but I've never figured it out.
Anyway, here was this smokin' little blonde number dancin' away on the table with a friend that, while not unattractive, looked like she might cause the table to turn into a pancake at any second.
I somehow got them down from the table and offered them mini-coronas handily packed in a bucket of ice and purchased for just this reason. They were tons-o-fun, no disrespect intended to the fat chick, but had the unfortunate lineage of heralding from Minnesota. Not a bad thing in and of itself, but I'd had my fill of hot little blondies from Minnesota.
Still, she was really hot. I didn't wany my need for expanding horizons to cause this find to fall into enemy hands.
So I quickly grabbed my law school roommate, made the necessary introductions, and got back to the brunette from Brown. Less hot, but more intriguing.
I failed miserably with the brunette from Brown and had serious misgivings when the hot little blonde number turned out to be even hotter in sobriety and a gem of a person to boot.
She and my roommate dated for years.
This makes a great story when people ask my wife and me how we met.
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April 30, 2006 02:38 PM EDT
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Comments: 51
"They were tons-o-fun, no disrespect intended to the fat chick, but had the unfortunate lineage of heralding from Minnesota. Not a bad thing in and of itself, but I'd had my fill of hot little blondies from Minnesota."
It sounds like the fat chick is from MN but you were tired of "hot little blonds from MN"
The last sentence leads me to believe that your wife was the "fat chick." If that's right, I agree with Faith. As the fat guy the hunks hung out with, I'd like to hear your wife's side the story.
It was entertaining in any case.
How clever, you devil!
GREAT: Grab the suckers and dazzle them, delude them, lead us astray.
Finish by emptyingthat bucket of ice water down our back.
Fun!
Edward, what's a "deux ex machina?" Whatever it is, I'm glad I have a nice one!
For what it's worth, I don't think anyone involved has a very different version of this story.
Magi
I'm with Faith Gee thanks Hannah...I thought you were with ME! Some loyalty you are showing! ( ;
And Faith....you are NOT!
Wow, Jake. That was great. You're the best!
Jake, your wife is one lucky lady!
Jake, you've inspired me to buy mini-coronas and carry them around in a bucket!
I have no idea who the chick from Brown was. She left me holding an empty corona bucket, most likely for some lacrosse player.
The notion of Deus ex machina can also be applied to a revelation within a story experienced by a character which involves the individual realizing that the complicated, sometimes perilous or mundane and perhaps seemingly unrelated sequence of events leading up to this point in the story are joined together by some profound concept. Thus the unexpected and timely intervention is aimed at the meaning of the story rather than a physical event in the plot."
Cute story Jake.
Didn't you see my compliments to Jake? I think he was blushing so badly he couldn't respond and thank me properly!
I told him I'd carry around buckets of 'Coronitas', and that his wife is a lucky woman...
I just couldn't tell him "Wow Jake that was great, you're the best"...I think we will just have to take his word on that one!
...perhaps that is WHY she's such a "lucky" woman!!! ( ;
Bonnie -- you got it! I was blushing.
Jake, I've never seen a lawyer blush. You are probably the lucky guy, and she's just putting up with you...!!
MY WIFE HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN
if she didn't she will... This is my wife the less hot brunette.... ouch
I swear, nobody ever takes me seriously around here.