Oh dear, what shall I do
My Gather Points went down to two
Hundred, it's not enough
I say things are tough
Perhaps Tom Gerace I should woo!
Now Dean is really upset
And Hannah's taking a bet
That Edward's points are higher
Bet she'll call him a liar
But Chris sold to all he met
There's hundreds who are right now emailing
A rebellion! Everyone typing and railing
How dare you take away
My points? That's why I stay!
You better see if your system is failing!!
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i earned so many points in one week
thought the points barrel had sprung a leak
but now they've been snaffled
or like Ed they've been raffled
maybe they've been re-gatherd so to speak
All her points, today to no end
Now Tom has signed out
Lillian's starting to pout
Never fear, Stephen's points he will lend
Must be why we post to this joint,
Yet disappearing points do disappoint,
They cause our very nose to disjoint,
The answer is clear we must appoint,
Point police, who will patrol, this universal joint
My Gather points were quite a delight.
Until I logged on and got a big fright!
Off a thousand had disappeared,
to places my mind had long feared!
But alas Dear Tom reassures me now.
I do not need to have a cow!
The points will be replaced, plus more!
And soon we can spend them at the Gather store!
if Gather's in a bind,
my points I'll donate,
but to spare us all hate
wouldn't some comment be great?
boomer shaved
I have no groaner limericks to contribute. Sorry . . .
But then I just had to laugh
I'd rather read your writing
than gather point fighting
I'll leave that to the gather staff
The very Hell will I constrain to lend this stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe.
Where did my Gather points go?
Carl, them is some fancy words thar!
There isn't enough in my basket to worry about. So far.
My points came back!
Lloyd
About points we have lost, but to me its just moot
I come to gather to write and to read
Others talents of which I do envy, indeed
I'll never have numbers to match even one
of Hannah's, of Monica's or Ed Nudelman's.
To learn and to share with each other, our musings
The points race I feel is merely amusing.
Oh James, i hope my letter gets there first. i need those binocs.