I am going to be blunt. My husband, jackass that he is, did not do anything for my birthday. Well he did one thing...he paid for the 5, $3 plants I picked at home depot. Wow, alert the press. On the other hand my daughter Beth bought me an adorable little rain gauge frog for my garden, 3 varieties of body wash, a body scrubber and a wonderful marble cake that she inscribed herself. Thank God she takes after me.
He just does not understand what I am upset about. I asked him if he remembered the scuba gear I bought him 6 years ago for his birthday... or the riding mower for father's day, or the dvd/vcr for another birthday. He shut up real quick. So I got to thinking...again. I wonder if other couples have this problem? My neighbor told me she always knew when her dad was in trouble... mom would make spaghetti, which dad absolutely hated. So I am asking my fellow gatherites to tell me what their perfect revenge or tactic would be for my husband. Rest assured he is getting nothing for his birthday.