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It's a conspiracy.... (really)

April 13, 2006 07:45 PM EDT (Updated: May 03, 2006 04:37 AM EDT)

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Big bad Georgie Bush
was the one who gave Humpty-Dumpty a push
he battered my wife
he killed my poor fern
then he forced me to lie on my tax-return
he poisoned the Pope
he rigged the last poll
(he was the shooter on the grassy knoll)
he stole my milk
and my paper as well
(he caused my Auntie to go straight to hell)
he faded my jeans
made me put on this weight
(and now he's causing my friends to be late)
how can I win?
the Prez is a loon
(he advised that damn dish to run away with a spoon!)
I'm not to blame
it's so obviously
directly the fault of this presidency.

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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Apr 13, 2006, 7:55pm EDT

Love it!!

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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Apr 13, 2006, 7:55pm EDT

and the tags, too

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James Moylan Apr 13, 2006, 8:02pm EDT

Truth is I'm getting a bit sick of all these conspiracy theories - they just get in the way of the real crimes and misdemeanors that are right in front of our faces.

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Mandi -Watch where the chalk-white arrows go. To the place where the sidewalk ends. S.S. Apr 13, 2006, 8:33pm EDT

tee hee... excellent

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Magi the magical poet is riding the wind again Apr 13, 2006, 8:43pm EDT

Our John Howard (PM of Australia) mimics Bush in this regard as well.

Magi

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Barbary Chaapel Apr 13, 2006, 10:33pm EDT

Like your humor and your humour.

Agreed. Let us look right in front of our noses!

Question: The Conservative Club.....Is it liberal or not liberal?

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James Moylan Apr 13, 2006, 10:45pm EDT

According to the spiel the Conservative club is supposedly a place where conservatives and non-conservatives can engage in a dialogue.
I only joined it today so I don't know it they live up to their advertising.
We'll see...

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James Moylan Apr 13, 2006, 10:48pm EDT

[BTW - I'm so left wing that I think I'm always right.]

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James Moylan Apr 14, 2006, 4:21am EDT

{Completely and absolutely BTW - I hope they serve drinks with those little umbrella thingy's

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Anita D. Apr 14, 2006, 4:25am EDT

Funny - I am so right wing that I am left. Actually I am to the left on social issues and to the right on other issues.

The umbrella is fun, but I want the fruit.

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