Tag: trying for 3000
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November 20, 2009 11:00 AM EST --
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Where we have strong emotions, we're . . .
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January 13, 2009 11:25 PM EST --
And now the tasting test...
And now shake it a bit...
In which glass was my mineral water?
Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
And now the detonating gas problem.
This is a completely . . .
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August 27, 2008 04:48 PM EDT --
Pat Conroy
I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position
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August 27, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute
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August 27, 2008 10:10 PM EDT --
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews in Italy had to convert to Catholicism or leave. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd . . .
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August 27, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, . . .
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August 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ..
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ . . .
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August 26, 2008 08:45 PM EDT --
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the . . .
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August 27, 2008 05:11 PM EDT --
My mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something that happened years ago.
Last week she said, "You know, you really hurt me on your birthday."
And . . .
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August 27, 2008 05:15 PM EDT --
Three ducks got arrested and appeared before a judge. The judge asked the first duck "whats your name?" Quack replied the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" Blowing bubbles . . .
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August 28, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all
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August 28, 2008 07:56 PM EDT --
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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August 28, 2008 08:30 PM EDT --
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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August 28, 2008 08:45 PM EDT --
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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August 28, 2008 09:07 PM EDT --
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
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August 28, 2008 09:17 PM EDT --
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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August 28, 2008 09:59 PM EDT --
No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
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August 29, 2008 10:56 AM EDT --
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be a right number.
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August 29, 2008 03:12 PM EDT --
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
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August 29, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
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